Jello

Jay | She/it | 🖤🩶🤍💜 | Certified Idiot | Professional Hater | AO3: jello_xo | 🕯️

[jello-xo]

Birds remember being dinosaurs. That’s why you can’t trust them.

[kangals]

if you’re ever at a vet hospital and can hear dogs/cats howling and screeching and making terrible noises from the back, please be aware that 99% of the time it is NOT because:

they are dying

they are in terrible pain

they are being tortured

It almost always IS because:

someone is taking their temperature

someone is placing an IV catheter

they’re mad about being in a kennel

[craftycrab]

other likely reasons why animals are screaming in vet clinics!

they saw another animal

no one is looking at them right now

they are happy to see this particular staff member

they’re a pug getting a nail trim

they’re a shiba inu getting literally anything done

they’re a husky

[sixlegnag]

The Shiba inu may not even be getting anything done

[thisisallcameronsfault]

One time i heard absolute shrieking at my local shelter (/groomer/clinic). I joked it was probably a husky getting groomed . I was close! It was a pitbull getting groomed

[purplechaosguardian]

[leftbeeftheory]

Didn’t want to spoil anything before the free release so I can finally post this now

[rose-by-the-sea]

Aphrodite isn't just love and sex and frilly pink bows,

She's passion, the raging fire that burns between the hearts of two friends or lovers when one is under duress,

She's the unbreakable bond of family (found or bio), everlasting, infinite, no matter how close or far they are,

She's the pain of a broken heart, manifest in anger and vindication, the one standing behind you as you confront an abusive partner/friend/family member,

She's salvation for everyone who has ever been or is being hurt,

She is self love for everyone with self esteem issues, looking you in the eye as you stare into the mirror and saying 'You are wonderful just as you are',

She's the comfort when you're in your darkest times, Her hands cradling you as you cry into Her shoulder,

She's the swelling of your heart when you experience new love or when you pick up a child,

She is justice for every queer person of the world just trying to exist peacefully-- transgender/sexual, intersex, aromantic, asexual, non-straight,

And She is the feeling of your smile slowly fading when you didn't realize you were smiling at all.

[perfect-cecilos]

Some of these Night Vale tweets get deep and I love them for that

[mishimalovemail]

Another day to be pissed off about how Hanako is written. She's confident, sees herself as desirable and attractive, is a good cook and is fashionable, and only wants a boyfriend who will also see what she's worth, so she has high standards for boys. These are all positive traits and normally she'd be seen as a happy, self-assured, independent girl with healthy self-worth, but instead it's supposed to be funny that she thinks highly of herself because she's fat and everyone knows no one loves fat girls.

She loves herself and even that's just fodder for her existence being a joke.

[antisquare]

[themirepirate]

kinger no-

[grilb-cheebs]

ITS TIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEE

[margindoodles2407]

SO weird to me that the default assumption in modern fandom is that you must be attracted to your favorite characters. nah man those are just my funky little guys and gals i want to study them under a microscope. i want to put them in a mason jar and shake it and see what happens

[kacieblogsstuff]

I love Erasermic I live it so much I love them being close and loving each other un whatever shape that takes their friendship (whether they are platonic romantic or some secret third thing) means the world to me and I can’t read an Aizawa fic that doesn’t have it

……..but there’s something about EraserCloud that I just- no, I shan’t say.

I don’t know maybe it’s because this is the single tragedy that Aizawa has defined his entire life around. Maybe because he’s mourned Oboro for longer than he even knew him. Maybe because Aizawa knew him for probably a year and a couple months and he has spent the remaining 15 years of his life dragging this around with him.

Shirakumo Oboro left an indelible mark on Aizawa’s life. Claws sunk in so deep he can still fill his ghost tearing at him. Who even is Aizawa Shouta pro hero Eraserhead if Shirakumo Oboro didn’t die? If he isn’t carrying this tragedy around with him? Aizawa sure doesn’t know.

[frownyalfred]

"I saw the "Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings" tag but I kept on reading and now I'm pissed off because you included--"

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

awsten has to go on some sort of spiritual journey a christmas carol-style with the ghosts of pop punk past present and future

[knifearo]

ultimately the problem is that it’s always phrased “aro people can still be in romantic relationships” and not “aros in romantic relationships are still aro”. and if you don’t get that then i can’t help you any further

[paperlit]

Thinking about how Wyatt Callow is proof that Dr. Gaul’s and Snow’s assertion that humanity’s essential nature is violent (which is part of their argument for the Capitol’s control being necessary) is false. That “What happened in the arena? That’s humanity undressed… A boy with a club who beats another boy to death. That’s mankind in its natural state.” is false.

I’m sure he had it all calculated. He knew exactly what choices would give him the best odds of survival. He knew that the faster he got out of the initial bloodshed the better his chances would be. He knew that letting other kids die would benefit his odds of survival. He knew exactly what he should’ve done to preserve himself.

And yet, he threw all those statistics and odds, all that reason and logic out the window in the name of protecting Lou Lou, a girl that wasn’t even from his district. He threw it all out the window in the name of helping another human being that was in an unfair situation and had worse odds than him. He knew who the real enemy was; he knew it wasn’t the other kids being taken advantage of by the Capitol just like him.

That is humanity.

[soloh]

"A man has died, even if you didn't like him, have some empathy"

Mmm... how 'bout no