[jaubaius]

Zooming around after hours a duck caught on store’s CCTV🔊 audio on

[jennyanydots42]

For reals listen with sound. I'm crying.

[1five1two]

'The Scissor Birds'. Jenny Barron.

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[warceline]

[born2love]

yo i made rhis into a sweater

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Mistook the couch as your palm and thought this was the tiniest sweater in the world

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[fluentisonus]

no eclipse glasses we are experiencing things allegory of the cave style

[freakoutgirl]

i hate when something is in 20 minutes

[no240s]

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

big day today

[buryymeinblack]

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

[buryymeinblack]

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

[luckypeach]

[hobohobgoblim]

Turtle lock its a turtle lock y'all!

[narrenmat]

[ID: 3 photos of a sturdy looking metal lock in the shape of a turtle. The keyhole is in the middle of the shield and fits a big old fashion key. The metal is brown and green. /END ID]

[fraterrisus]

[wintersoldierfell]

[ID: The words "sturdy-looking turtle padlock" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles title logo. End ID.]

[tonsimonsi]

Need some fables AESOP

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[amnesiaguy]

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[fredersen]

don bluth’s anastasia got a lot of things wrong about rasputin. he didn’t look like that and he didn’t have magical sorcerer powers either. he did have that little fuckass bat though