Mostly cats and politics

[titty-landlord]

Raising Hope is a gift.

[popsandculture]

[meowjorie]

this kitten meows while she eats and it’s the funniest and cutest thing ever

[chimaamla]

She’s talking with her mouth full, how could you have raised her this way

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

Go big or go home 

[discover-tenthousand]

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

[mxsentienthouseplant]

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

[hoechlaura]

[craigtuckermotherfcker-blog]

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[bnuyboy]

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[holdingintightly-deactivated202]

Story of my life

[xxgoldie12xx]

that’s a first.

[starshinethecat1]

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

[fauxboy-deactivated20180609]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

[itsjustemcee-blog]

“rips apart your skeleton” I’m crying

[sunshinewoman]

Seen in my school’s bathroom

[cosmic-visions]

confirmed

[wherehaveallthescullysgone-deac]

I’m convinced

[phiftycent]

I know its a little early but

Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom

[hertzwhales-deactivated20170304]

i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop

[scissorspider]

yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine

[persephonesidekick]

The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.

[tillydiekatze]

If I attended Hogwarts, which house would I be sorted into?

[underabelljar]

For @kristinsaysthings

[catsbeaversandducks]

These 10 Cats Wish You A Blep Christmas

“O Christmas blep, O Christmas blep…”

Photos via Blep - Reddit

[cheekbonered]

“just set a timer for twenty minutes, take a nap!”

yeah but what happens if it takes me a while to get to sleep? what if i need to pee? google says 20 minutes is optimum time for a nap but i don’t think i’ll fall asleep INstantly but if i set it for 30 minutes i might fall asleep quickly and then i’ll be tired for the rest of the day there are too many variables and i am so stressed

[fourteen-forty]

Girls skating in the seventies.

Including Laura Thornhill, (mostly), Kim Cespedes, Robin Logan, Ellen-Oneal,

Short shorts, long hair & fancy footwork.

[dreamsofamadgirl]

skater girls hell yeah

[alaynas-deactivated20170423]

Reblog if you pronounce “Papyrus” like “Pa-pai-rus“

(Pai as in the word “Pie”)

Reblog this if you pronounce it “Pa-pii-rus” (Pii as in the word “Pea”)

Reblog this if you pronounce Papyrus like “Pa-per-rus” (Per as in percent)

This is a social experiment.

[profeminist]

Joke of the Day: the notion that if we ditched the word “feminism” and started calling ourselves “egalitarians,” the haters would start caring about women’s rights.

[profeminist]

[soupshark]

i support u lazy gay snake

[willidleaway]

[luminousfinn]

Am I the only one that’s a just a tiny bit pissed off that this is still an issue?

[livelongandgetiton]

The Original Series wasn’t even in the general VICINITY of fucking around yo

[ameliacgormley]

How many shows these days would do this, and do it this way? These days, it would be all, “Ohh, we have to be sensitive and show the nuances of each side” and try not to make either side seem wrong. It wouldn’t be clearly spelled out, “pro-choice is right, if you’re against it you’re the bad guys.”

[elljayvee]

Jim Kirk is not here for your anti-birth-control, anti-choice, pro-death-penalty BS

[chandri]

James Tiberius Kirk was written and portrayed as a feminist and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

[ellidfics]

Yep.  That episode is exactly what you think it is:  pro-birth control, pro-population control, pro-choice, and pro-women’s right to choose.  And yes, Kirk, the supposed playboy of the spaceways, is in favor of all of the above.

It was written and aired in 1969.  

It probably couldn’t air today.

THINK ABOUT THAT.

[geekygothgirl]

Also LMAO at all the sad whiny geek boys who are like “I miss the GOOD OLD DAYS of SCI-FI when it wasn’t all about SOCIAL ISSUES and instead it was just about MEN HAVING FUN IN SPACE. Like Star Trek! Star Trek wouldn’t put up with all this SOCIAL JUSTICE FEMINISM IN SCI FI bullshit!” And meanwhile I’m just over here like “…did you actually watch the show?” 

[vaspider]

@judicialmistrangementorder

[mossadspydolphin]

Concept: Donald Trump is turned into a flea, a harmless little flea. And then I put that flea in a box, and then I put that box inside of another box, and then I mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!! It’s brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say! 

[nevver]

Caught soul stealing, Antoine Geiger

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

“I just learned smudge tool now let me condemn technology by using technology”