jungkook's bitch

hi i like art and i cry a lot over bts

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[meme-mystique]

MOOD!

[unpretty]

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

[bisexuhowl]

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

[unpretty]

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

[unpretty]

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

[warlordenfilade]

I really like her but I can’t tell people apart visually, and now that she’s changed her clothes and her hair those two signifiers are gone, and a whole bunch of gold diggers will claim to be her to marry me for my money, but I know she has very tiny feet that fit this glass shoe and that’s how I’ll know it’s really her

[theocannibalism]

I know this is a joke but in the original story it was a masquerade ball so he... definitely didn't know what her face looked like.

[squeekz4all]

Ain’t that the truth

[bearsunlimited]

[aelfcynn]

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

[writetheworldfree]

can’t pass up this kinda karma

[iridessence]

and in your size

[moonlitsaiyan]

definitely cant pass it up now jeez

[zoomerbro]

[mgrmx]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[femlet-deactivated20221123]

[erika-infinitum]

Oh yes I also beat my wife to cope

[dixiechad]

Sir that's my emotional support domestic abuse victim.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gahdamnpunk]

It’s almost like the producers are the problem and the consumers don’t have much control over what they’re given 🧐

[ghoulgoon]

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

[ghoulgoon]

like people still make rage comics and doge jokes and shit but it’s always ironic (the real punchline is that you’re using an outdated format) or more in line with modern absurd internet humor. rickrolling is the only meme i can think of that’s been the exact same for a full decade- click on a link thinking you’re getting something else, get rick astley instead, and it’s still consistently funny

[catchymemes]

Cody was fired for sharing a meme, on his day off. Then the bosses son messaged him after it went viral

[sword-and-nightingale]

Take👏this👏bitch👏to👏court👏for👏harassment👏

[robin-in-a-hoodie]

His????? His kid died????????? And he said THAT????????????????? can i burn this entire fucking company down along with all of fucking capitalism?

[advanced-procrastination]

WHERES👏THE👏COMPANY’S👏CONTACT👏INFO👏

[commandtower-solring-go]

Please??

[theicysneasel]

Oooooo, prettyyyy…

[witchywolfie]

Reblogging this version for the info bc lmao FUCK that guy

[valtsv]

i hate minimalist clothing trends so much. what the fuck is a "splash of color"? if you aren't wearing at least 10 different hues and patterns that all clash horribly with one another are you even living

[gravywheels]

You know what bugs me about soulmate aus? So, I’m assuming that this whole “the first thing your soulmate says to you blahblahblah” is a worldwide thing. So many of the aus I’ve read have a quote at some point that addresses how tragic it is when people have soul words that say something like “hi” or “‘sup” which makes NO SENSE! In a world where the first thing you say to people is THAT important, WHY GOD WHY would the culture still use standard greetings? Who the fuck is still saying hello at this point? Everyone in these worlds would surely develop a personalized greeting different from everybody else’s to prevent confusion. Like how no 2 racehorses can have the same racing name? The best part is that every time people met someone new for the first time, they would try to say something that no one else had said. You’d have people meeting eachother at a job intetview, they’d shake hands, smile politely, then one of them would be like “Every Tuesday, I hard even grape purple farm house sunsets too” and this would be perfectly normal. Or you’d go up to the cash register at Starbucks and instead of saying “Hello, what can i get for you today?” She’d look you right in the eye and say “I don’t know what Space Jam is” THEN ask you what you want and she’d repeat that to every customer in the line for the rest of her career. And because they live in the AU, nobody would think it was weird.

[crowsent]

op you are forcibly opening my third eye with a crowbar and i am here for it

[memescomedy]

[studentlifeproblems]

[studentlifeproblems]