walk without rhythm

and you won't attract the worm

[jeremydeadman]

anyway they all tried to warn me that normie life fucking sucks and it does.

[jeremydeadman]

anointing my house for the solstice [blasting he shit out of my baseboards with spider repellent]

[noahwhyle]

THE PITT (2025-) | ER (1994-2009)

[nyancrimew]

Explain all swiss politics to me in less than 60 words and with subway surfers on the bottom of the screen. You're the only person from the Nordics I know so I'm asking you.

hi my dear american friend please consult the diagram below and restate your question if it remains

[fluffmugger]

[leninthesixth]

you gotta include this photo

[cumpriest]

ağlıycam

[lilli-sturmreiter]

[dovewithscales]

This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags the gayest thing you’ve ever done

[herpsandbirds]

[jeremydeadman]

i’m rereading second chronicles again and i think i must have cursed myself the first time because somehow i relate more to linden than i did originally

[rustincohlethegoat]

unfortunately, he is all i gaf about lately...

[teethburied]

1.02 "Seeing Things"

[celceta]

Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hominishostilis-revenge]

Pack it in boys

[cornbread-but-cringey]

[ID: screenshot of the wikipedia page for Anarchy. the article reads "Anarchy is the state" and then cuts off. end ID]

[joeyclaire]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[spiralingintocontrol]

goose

[stillgotscars]

Emily Dickinson, from a letter to Catherine May Scott wr. c. August 1848

[akindplace]

Florence and the machine - Free

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[theweirdwideweb]

[karrakazz]

#its always nosferatu pussy indulgence hours up in this bitch of an earth (via heedra)

[patrochilles-or-bust]

This what that dude from Dragon Age looks like to me when y'all post em