Little human race by Chinu
Color Me Curious

oozey mess

@theartofmadeline
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RMH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

if i look back, i am lost
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Fai_Ryy
occasionally subtle
Claire Keane
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EXPECTATIONS
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Little human race by Chinu
omw home 4 christmas
There is another way
By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut
Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open
A wintery wooloo!
WAAAH ALL YALLS REPLIES ON THE DIRTY PAWS REDRAWS ARE SO SWEET AND FUNNY i offer a couple more quick doodles as thanks
Perfectly Comfy
light a roman candle with me!
Az utolsó.. ! :) (Unmute ! )
I feel bad about laughing at some of these, like the missed jump, but none of the cats appear to be hurt by their misadventures, and the rest had me literally WHEEZING. The cat crossing the unpleasantly-textured mat…I am LITERALLY CRYING.
ok i made this in february and i still think that’s the best and the happiest thing i made this february
@no-visitors
"Justice, Courage and Resolve carry me forward!"
People casually playing volleyball at the volcano in Fagradalsfjall, Iceland (March, 28 2021) Video by Rut Einarsdottir
me ignoring my glaring mental health problems and looming deadlines
every day i am percieved™️
There is a reason for this though!
The original tweet summarizes it pretty well. Fanfic tends to be popular among certain types of neurodivergent people (aka people most likely to read excessively as a child, and have burnout as an adult) for the same reasons that we tend to hyperfixate–neurochemical signaling (I hope I’m using that phrase correctly). What I mean is, for people who are really dependent on changes in dopamine/serotonin/neurotransmitter levels, who have low levels or wonky neural reward systems (perhaps the most common types of neurodivergence)…people like us rely on dependable external sources of those neurochemicals. In order to function, we spend a lot of our free time trying to level out our brain chemistry using things that can reliably bring us a steady stream of joyful moments (rewards) without costing too much of the mental effort that is already in short supply.
significantly: the investment of reading has to be balanced with a steady “return on investment”–and this return has to start fairly quickly. because again, we don’t have a lot of attention/energy to invest on tiring things. we have perpetual “low batteries” in that regard.
that doesn’t mean these stories are “simple,” or that they lack complexity or value–only that the reward has to come in short regular intervals, and it has to have a low “upfront cost.” these stories are only “easy” to read in the sense that the effort we put into them is rewarded in a timely manner. which is why fanfic stories are so perfectly formulated for neurodivergent readers–they are often beautifully written, but skip a lot of the upfront costs (of introducing new characters, of world-building, of getting the audience emotionally connected to the story elements).
the nature of fanfiction is that the reader has a pre-existing relationship with this world and these characters. that–combined with the shorter average length of fics–means that fan fics very quickly start rewarding the reader in a way that traditional fiction struggles to. that’s not a bad thing! and maybe it’s something more traditionally published writers should be paying attention to.
Fanfic, as a genre, has been uniquely helpful and accessible to many neurodivergent readers who would otherwise struggle to immerse themselves in stories. I’m glad so many of you have found a way to love and enjoy reading again! The important thing is that you are spending time inside stories you love–the way those stories are published or presented to the world is just one detail. The fact that you find joy in the process of reading (or listening!) to stories–that is what matters.
I feel understood 🥰
a bunch of people have reblogged this with the default “i feel called out” reaction….and i know when we say that we mean it tongue-in-cheek….but this comment sorta blew my mind & shifted my perspective up and to the left a little thank you♥
still love this movie
Was thinking of blogging about this. Whoever did the glyphs for this scene made some… odd choices.
Line one reads: [rnpt] 100,010 r qbHw -pw ra m itn
For starters, this text is supposed to be, at the youngest, c. 4500 years old, at oldest 10,000 years old. Yet it’s written in Middle Egyptian, spoken probably c.1800-1650 BC. With signs which don’t develop until at least the later Old Kingdom, like the deteriminative to ‘Ra’, which is here the seated sun god with a sun-disk on his head. Given that depicting gods as a seated figure is a development of the 5th/6th Dynasty, this is anachronistic, to say the least.
Then there’s the use of the particle -pw here to form an A -pw B sentence, which is really a Middle Egyptian structure, since in Old Egyptian, -pw is a demonstrative.
Then there’s the decision to write ‘million’ with the hundred-thousand frog over a ten (which as far as I know makes 100,010, not a million), rather than the god Heh, which would actually spell ‘million’, or possibly ‘countless’.
Then there’s “Ra, the sun-god”. The text actually says “Ra, (being) the sun-disk”. Whoever wrote this chose this text to actually refer to the sun, not the sun-god. Of course, this presents a slight problem with Egyptian, since the word for the sun (ra) is the same as the name of the sun-god (Ra). itn (Aten), however, refers to the solar disk, so it remains… anomalous when used here.
Line 2 reads: m xtm.n=f qrs=f n Dt r nHH
Here, the text appears to say “In his having sealed and buried for eternity and everlastingness”. Because of the initial m, I would be most likely to read both verbs here as nominal forms. It’s very odd, given that the film suggests it was the people on Earth who buried the Stargate, that here the text suggests that was Ra.
Line 3 can’t be seen here, but reads: sb3=n sb3w=f
This is quite a clever pun on the Egyptian words for door (sb3) and star (sb3), and the Egyptians probably would have approved. Unfortunately, the n between the two, which should be a genitive particle (rendering the phrase ‘door of stars’), has had plural strokes added underneath, rendering the whole phrase mean “our door of his stars”.
Daniel also reads line one, contra most Egyptological manuals as it’s written (“A is B” rather than “B is A”), which is… unusual.
In conclusion, what the glyphs here actually say is:
100,010 years into the sky is Ra, the solar disk, In his having sealed and buried for eternity and everlastingness, Our gate of his stars.
As a postscript, teh film does contain a real line of ancient Egyptian in the scene right at the start of the film when Daniel gives a talk: he rights on the board h3 ppy -pw Ssp.n=k tp=k, which is a quotation from the Pyramid Texts of the Sixth Dynasty, and means “Ho there to this Pepi! You have received your head”. (Don’t worry, no-one knows what that means). Daniel also begins to write the cartouche of the Fourth Dynasty king Khufu in cursive hieroglyphs when he realises his last audience member has gone (as, most likely, my last reader has. Bye.)
There may be other glyphs in the film which are legible, but they scrolled past too quickly for me to read. What didn’t were the books on Daniel’s desk, which include Christopher Frayling’s The Face of Tutankhamun (why Daniel has a book on the 18th Dynasty boy-king on his desk, I don’t know - probably totally useless to him), and Michael A. Hoffman’s (likely more useful) Egypt Before the Pharaohs.
The dialogue on Abydos is not particuarly easy to understand, but the first thing said to them sounds like naturu aya, which sounds very like the phrase nTr aA: “the great gods!”. Which makes sense, given that the entire village then prostrates themselves.
Kasuf’s introduction is virtually unintelligible (at least to me), but as he walks forward it sounds like he says something like yuyu, which might derive from the verb iw, meaning to come (his actions seem consistent with saying “come along” or similar at that point), and his initial speech to the travellers definitely ends with ianak Kasuf, “I am Kasuf”.
Later in the film when daniel starts to understad Shau’ri’s dialect, she pronounces the word nTr, “god” as “nater”, nTrw (gods) as “naturu”, and also says words “nufi”, which may be nfr (good, beautiful, perfect), and “naney” (possibly nn(i), “no”).
When Daniel speaks to Ra, he asks “what are you going to do?”, for which he says something like y3 iry=k, (“indeed, you shall act!”). ix (“ikh” or “ish”) iry=k would have been a question.
Pedantic rant over.
In which Huw says everything I was thinking about the scene but didn’t want to freak the OP out! (Sorry OP! I actually love Stargate!)
Beauty pageant website Missosology posted a bunch of the contestants of Mister Global 2019 in their official national costume portraits. Several of them are very 👀👀🔥
And then there is this guy 🤣:
All of these guys can GET IT, but especially Panama 😍😍
You’re missing a lot.
Waifs and Strays~
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if u are feeling sad pls look at this cute duck
if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.
You missed some of the best ones
the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.
But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.
How could you forget this one though
I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.
someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?
Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.
So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it.
Art world is not thrilled with that.
Enter Stuart Semple.
Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.
Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.
Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink”
Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.
Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.
He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.
Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.
So I think we can guess who got the better deal.
And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.
…But not quite.
Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.
No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.
The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.
Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.
So that’s been the art world for the last two years.
Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.
Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday.
Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.”
ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT!
I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life
im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands
Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page:
Two things:
1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post.
2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple
I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person.
Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor
He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god
It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor.
An older project, but he also did this:
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oh dude hes metal as fuck
Every addition to this post is better than the last.
Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: so…what do you need my blood for again?
Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it.
Me:
Me: :)
Be a Stuart Semple in 2020. Use your petty to inspire and drive you.
they Windexed a bean… it’s nothing compared to the fact that they kissed a bean, but still
Stan Stuart semple
Oh yeah, I remember reading about this