Currently a disappointment🤩🤏🏽

[sweetlimeharvest]

jerome after I give him the Gluck Gluck 5000 and suck the soul out of him I promise u I will leave that man an empty husk Gotham city is literally not ready for the suckage I’m going to put this man thru it’s going to affect the entire city I will leave him in SHAMBLES toes curling blood rushing there’s no esca

[jeromesblackie]

based ☝🏽🤩

[luxwing]

Important information for anyone migrating here from twitter:

[yuushizawa]

A 32 year old treating a half-dead 'blogging' website like some secret club i cant imagine someone more pathetic than this

[luxwing]

Wait until you hear about these things they got called "Jokes"

[yuushizawa]

If this is the height of comedy for you thats just sad

[handsmotif]

the height of comedy is actually you being 26 years old and kinning danganronpa and cookie run characters

[sweetlimeharvest]

HELP MEEEEEE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jeromesblackie]

LMFAOOOO HELPP DEADASS OVER HERE CRYING

[ka1anii]

boutta listen to Angus’s Song..

[ka1anii]

Ass.

[jeromesblackie]

straight up shit. so happy it was satire

[sweetlimeharvest]

ik for a fact jerome has the strongest most BOOSTED immune system in the planet, I guarantee you he has not been sick once in his life, the way he took that gum from under the table and ate it you can tell it’s not his first time. Jerome would not only survive Covid he would develop some sort of super-human immunity to it that would later have to be researched in a lab

[lonely-in-the-sun]

Jeremiah on the other hand is a germaphobe. Constantly getting the flu.

[sweetlimeharvest]

Wait yeah I was literally going to say this crustymiah probably gets sick after like breathing the same air as Jerome

[jeromesblackie]

based

[filmcel]

i can’t stand jerome w the ugly ass haircut where the sides r shaved

[sweetlimeharvest]

omg i was so annoyed when him and ed got that haircut it was lowk ugly sorry

[jeromesblackie]

facts like what was he tryna do? A mullet? The bitch barely got hair💀

[sweetlimeharvest]

this is the corniest thing I’ve ever written so no bullying, but like imagine if Alice survived and ended being evil or whatever and joined the Legion of horribles, I feel like her and Jerome and Bridget would totally relate together abt the way their brothers screwed up their lives.

[jeromesblackie]

agreed

[jeromesblackie]

Are people actually simping over Jeremiah or just bc he’s the twin of Jerome?? Plus are people saying HES the BETTER TWIN??? Like are we just gonna forget he let the abuse of his brother go UNNOTICED, like G that’s yo twin yo IDENTICAL twin, then on top of all of that he straight up lies on his brother so he could get abused. Like TF??? On your own identical twin brother?? atp Jerome should of took Jeremiah’s glasses and pretended to be him so Jeremiah could have a taste like bitch fuck you. Then on top of all that, his reasoning was “Well he was born bad!1!1!” BITCH. If anyone was “born bad” it would’ve been his ass, bc how you sabotage your TWIN’S life. Like that’s yo twin, y’all suppose to be each other’s first friend. Jeremiah was Jerome’s first bully idc. Ik he was a kid so I think Lila and Zach were probably gonna beat the both of them if Jeremiah didn’t give a “reason” on why he was the good one and why Jerome was evil like wtf. 

[sweetlimeharvest]

Jerome valeska fanfic is like “I love u sm reader sorry I am a little crazy or whateva but ur my slime fr ❤️❤️‼️‼️‼️” and then he like does a million things to show you but Jeremiah fanfic is him pushing you down the stairs, beating you, lighting you on fire and then in his mind he’s like “hmmmmmmm maybe she isn’t so bad after all 🤨…”

[999null999]

readers/OCs in jerome fics are like “here you can stay at my house forever, here’s my social security number and everything i own hehe okay love you so much!!” and jerome doing very little to deserve any of it 💀

[sweetlimeharvest]

THIS LITERALLY AND THE READER IS JUST EXASPERATED ALL THE TIME

[jeromesblackie]

EXACTLY ARE WE GONNA FORGET HIS ASS IS A MASS MURDERER??? HE HAS A FUCKING CULT

[sweetlimeharvest]

ik we hate Sofia Falcone but tbh i would do the same thing cus her dad was such a bitch for no reason 😐

i was so rooting for her when he killed her dad, and when she was like “I killed Jim bc he disappointed me” I was like so happy

She’s like the only character that focused on daddy issues instead of mommy issues like everybody other character on this show and tbh I was kind of surprised Jim didn’t relate to her ok that level because he mentioned not liking his dad because of his strength

[jeromesblackie]

FAX ! 🤩🤩☝🏽

[jeromesblackie]

Sub Oswald Cobblestone x reader smut

(First off this is kinda my first smut so please leave suggestions.)

TW: SMUT lol,

Characters Mentioned: Oswald Cobblepot, Gender Neutral Reader, Edward Nygma, Lee Thompkins, Mentions of two unnamed chefs

Ed and Lee are just friends in this

Oswald is very caring <3 (And a twink)

Fish is reader's adoptive mother (Before Oswald)

Sub!Oswald x Dom?Reader

Oswald x G/N Reader

2nd POV:

You were Oswald’s lover, he admired you very much. You two met back when Fish Mooney was revealed to be resurrected, you were Fish’s adopted child. Y/N L/N-Mooney, She loved you like you were her biological child, she’d do anything to protect you. It’s been a while since then, Oswald helped you mourn her death. Of course, you knew about their past but that was over and done with according to the both of them. The more time he spent helping you mourn over your mother, the more he fell in love with you. He had already gotten over Ed by then, all he wanted was you. Of course, knowing Ed since grade school, you helped them make up. The two being best friends enlightened you, you loved how Oswald and your best friend finally got along.

Ed of course lived with you two, helping to take care of the house while you two were gone. It was a particular Saturday, Ed was doing his own thing while Oswald dragged you to the bed. He was excited to finally be home to enjoy the other few hours he was going to spend with you. “Please Y/N! I need you right now.” “Okay Oswald maybe try to slow down for me, I know I know.” You gave him directions to take off his clothes if he wanted to so badly.

You took off any jewelry and put them on the bathroom counter, you went towards the bed and started removing your clothes. You had gotten to the huge bed and used his favorite ties and restrained his wrists to the bed frame. You prepared him with lube and started to kiss down his neck. “No teasing.” He whispered out, “Fine.” You slid yourself down to his hips, he was an average size, not too big, not too small. You slowly slid yourself onto him which caused him to let out a little whimper. He was so desperate for you, you whispered such sweet words in his ear, praising him. After you adjusted a little you started going slow, he liked taking his time, it was what made you two imitate.

“Faster please Y/N” You listened, of course, you loved him. You did tease him from time to time, in reality, you didn’t need to adjust to his size at all, you’ve already done this many times with him before. He lasted a good hour, every time he asked you to go faster you did. The pace was pretty fast, you loved every second of it. He was moaning out your name every few minutes, especially when you teased him. He told you he was about to cum, “Can you go for a little longer Y/N? I’m getting ready to-” You interrupted him by shushing him, “It’s okay Oswald, I’m already tired.” You slid off of him and laid beside him as you began to untie his hands. He started touching himself and finally made a mess on the sheets.

He laid down exhausted, he turned his eyes towards you. “Bubble Bath?” He asked you, “I would never turn one down, I like the Herbivore Botanical Bath salts, it's under my sink. Shall we have wine?” “Now, that's something I’d never turn down, should I get one of the maids to deliver it to the door?” “That's okay Oswald, I’ll get it myself.” You put on your shirt and something to cover the bottom half of yourself and quickly walked into the kitchen.

Ed was already in the kitchen with Lee, “Have fun?” Ed asked. “What are you talking about?” “Don’t act innocent, we heard you two,” Lee smirked while drinking a glass of vodka. “Well, I need the red wine.” “What? Have another one of your aftercare bubble baths with your precious Pengy?” Ed chuckled, you gave him a death stare. “I’m sorry! Go have fun with hubby.” You quickly walked back upstairs and got in the bath with the two glasses and the wine bottle. “I’ll order takeout, Hibachi specifically.” “Y/N/N, we already have two chefs.” “Dear, it’s their four-hour break, I’m already ordering takeout.” You laid beside him in the giant tub as the warm water had the two of you relaxed.

[jeromesblackie]

help pls

yall im so pissed off bc i cant sew my granny squares together, im making a flower bandana and im so mad. 

[jeromesblackie]

nvm i made up a different way, im sewing the half squares rn

[jeromesblackie]

help pls

yall im so pissed off bc i cant sew my granny squares together, im making a flower bandana and im so mad. 

[jeromesblackie]

How I think Gotham Characters would react to BLM

Bruce🦇🧑🏻: He’d honestly be in-between the middle of supporting “Blue Lives Matter” and Black Lives Matter

Alfred🧼🧹: He dgaf, all he worried abt is making Bruce’s tea 🙄

Selina😎😺: 100000% for BLM, she’d get exposed for starting the looting at Target tho 💀

Barbara👱🏻‍♀️👜: She’d be participating in looting with Selina and screaming BLM at Jim

Jim🐷: 1000% against the looting and tries to arrest Barbara (Miserably fails tho)

Oswald🏳‍🌈🐧: He’s gay, ofc hes going to be by BLM, he’d put down his grudge for Tabitha for one day to help support BLM (donates, peaceful protests with citizens, ect)

Ed🤓🏳‍🌈:  He’d be with Oswald and help with donates and the peaceful protesters who were harmed. (Possibly threaten the police station)

Tabitha🤏🏽👩🏽: Peaceful Protests and when that doesn’t work for her, she starts looting with Selina and Barbara 💅🏽🤩

Fish👩🏾‍🦱🤩👜: BLACK QUEEN YES MAAM. She’d 1000% start protesting and if the police cause violence she’d get her army to help the protestors

Jerome👨🏻‍🦰🤡🔪: def would be for BLM and start chaos, mf be the one to start the riots and have his cult shoot up GCPD and scream at Jim “BLM!”

Jeremiah👨🏻‍🦰🤓🤡🔪: Lowkey depends. Pre spray would be with Bruce and try to peacefully negotiate with the protesters and help them but POST SPRAY would do exactly what Jerome would do, shoot up the GCPD in the name of justice  

Butch🧑🏻🔫: Just does what Tabitha does, so he’s for BLM with Tabby and Fish 💅🏽

Captain Barnes👨🏻‍🦲👮🏻‍♂️: 10000% FOR BLM SAY IM WRONG, HE HATES CORRUPTION. 1000% FOR THE PEACEFUL PROTESTERS BITCH HES A PROTESTER TOO💅🏽

Jervis: He’d hypnotize the police into not throwing tear gas, no in between 

Jonathan: He’d spray fear gas in the faces of the Police just for the fun of it, he’s still Gen Z so he’s for BLM

[jeromesblackie]

Edward Nygma x Penguin where edward gets out of prison and penguin is waiting for him. <3

(okay i see you 🌚)

Ed Nygma x Oswald Cobblepot (They're already together in this <3)

TW: Homosexuality (For you homophobes), Asylums? Oswald being a big twink

3rd POV:

It had been ten years since Oswald Cobblepot had been sent to BlackGate and it had been a week since he did his time. He had been waiting for Ed to finally be released and claimed “sane” from Arkham Asylum. Oswald had no patience, he couldn’t wait much longer but something came to his convenience.

Jeremiah had broken out Ed, this was Oswald’s chance to take him without anyone noticing. They were at Gotham Bay catching up, “Hello Ed, how was your time in Arkham? Is anything different there?” Oswald fixed his suit, looking up at Ed. “Not much dear, is the car ready? Are you driving?”

“Ed, love, I don’t even drive my OWN car. You’ll have to drive.” He pecked his cheek and patted his shoulder. Ed looked at him with an annoyed glance, he got into the driver's seat and started to drive. “So, is Martin okay? Do we have the official paperwork to legally adopt him?” Ed said driving along the road. “Of course, I can’t leave the poor boy. He’s like a nephew, or like a son to me, I adore him. I already have everything planned out for his success.”

“And that would be what Oswald?” “That he’d get a good education, finest schools. Home Cooked meals from maids, he’s a good kid. The question for you, since you’ve been in Arkham, have you been planning our future wedding?” “No, Gotham’s pretty judgmental. Let’s just have them sign us off as husbands.” Ed said rolling his eyes

“But I want to have a grand wedding! You’re right though, we’ll have a grand wedding later in life. Win-win situation.” “Oswald, first we need to find Martin. Any possible idea of where he would be?” “He’s at my manor, Ed! I’d never leave him behind.” “So we go home?” “Yes, where else would we go?” “I was thinking Dinner… you still have servants right? We’ll get them to babysit Martin, I know a very fancy restaurant.”

[sweetlimeharvest]

Lee a sick individual for hooking up with the man that killed her friend Kristen and left her alone while she miscarried. Why did Gotham writers literally never know what to do with its women like shut up why would barbara and Lee fuck everybody in vicinity? leave them ALONE!!! Slut out the men 😒

[jeromesblackie]

exactly. we never got to see any MALE being a slut besides Jim’s whore ass. He went from sleeping with Barbara to Lee to that reporter to Sofia Falcone back to Barbara for like a night then back to Lee. Like tf? 

[stxrniqlo-deactivated20231029]

now watching the karate kid II

[stxrniqlo-deactivated20231029]

john kreese can rot in hell

[ka1anii]

Okay but YOUNG John Kreese can slut me outt

[jeromesblackie]

Whore 🙄🙏🏽

[ka1anii]

GET OFF MY DICK SMH

WANNA BE ME SO BAD, CUZ I’M GOING TO BE JAYDA WAYDA.

[jeromesblackie]

Don’t make me make that GI Jane joke 🥱

[stxrniqlo-deactivated20231029]

now watching the karate kid II

[stxrniqlo-deactivated20231029]

john kreese can rot in hell

[ka1anii]

Okay but YOUNG John Kreese can slut me outt

[jeromesblackie]

Whore 🙄🙏🏽