JestingwithDragons

Anthropologist| Writer| Avid Gamer| Love history, fantasy, and sci-fi| Critical Role

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[purple-confusion]

Happy ides of march 2026 I bring you Julius Caesar weighted pincushion for consideration

[raisinchallah]

funniest title drop ever

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

[moniquill]

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[trixic-frankenman-deactivated20]

[decalcomon]

reaper

[kakuriyo]

[furuba]

[pocketss]

Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

[dovewithscales]

I love Tumblr’s holiday traditions.

[dzamie]

‘tis the season, time to reblog pocketss halloween flight rising comic

[lemonbubble]

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[pomrania]

When the announcer has to explicitly say that they didn't speed up the video, that's actually how fast the critter was moving... you KNOW there's some serious nyoom going on.

[naamahdarling]

I NEVER get tired of this sweet fast baby!!!

[postpostirony]

[apas-95]

I love the people in the notes going 'uhm actually he was German' because it's made fairly clear by other points in the post that it's not referring to Marx (Marx didn't write about monopoly-capitalism forming into imperialism, and Marx wrote closer to 200 years ago than 100) to the point that, in as much of a Gotcha as it is, it implies they themselves've never read Marx, let alone Lenin.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[homunculus-argument]

You know that arthurian legend where sir Gawain ends up marrying an ugly hag who turns out to be under a spell, where she's an ugly hag for half the time and a beautiful lady for the other half, and instead of choosing himself whether he wants her to be beautiful at night for himself and ugly during the day with others, or vice versa, he lets her choose, and that breaks the spell for good? The moral of that story is that women are much happier if they get to make their own life choices, and they are far less likely to give you grief if they're happy.

Anyway my point here isn't about the moral of the story, but the middle situation is a lot what it's like to date a goth. Like out in public you've got the most well-composed and put-together etheral creature at your arm, but as soon as you come home they'll shed all of that and boom:

You're dating a pyjama goblin.

[english-history-trip]

Even as ye woll, I put it in your hand, Lose me when ye list, for I am bond. I put the choise in you. Bothe body and goodes, hart, and every dele, Is alle your own, for to by and selle That make I God avow!"

[strongcat]

the “s” in leon s. kennedy stands for “slut”

[arielsojourner]

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

[kasplode]

Organised by People’s Union, read more here:

Nationwide economic blackout on February 28: What to know about boycott

When Donald Trump reentered office, one of his first calls to action was to end several DEI initiatives in the federal government.

[dvasva]

'This won't work, this isn't widespread, nobody knows, we're in a bubble, blah blah blah' my mom, a 64 year old lady with no social media whose first language is spanish, told me about this before tumblr did, and said we are going to participate.

[librarychair]

I've seen flyers for this in real life. Do it.

[goodfriendo]

If you can and are able: Keep your boycott streak going as possible.

ONLY buy from local retailers, co-ops, etc. as much as you can. If you break the streak, come right back and keep going!! We need this to last LONGER than one day.

One day is great and will show a lot of power, especially with the amount of people committed and ready to be part of it. But our resistance is a marathon, not a sprint.

Find ways you can start to ease yourself off dependence of box store bullshit. This is just the beginning. let's fucking goooooooo