the cat's pajamas

i have no idea what i'm doing but i know i'm doing it really, really well

[paridise]

this is my last one…. are u a pro or anti sushi person…. are u a pro or anti milk person….. & are u a pro or anti pineapple on pizza person…

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

bird: *bounces instead of walking*

me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur

[whitegirlsaintshit]

[trashboat]

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

[slab-o-meat]

he is one

[catsuggest]

someone: what time is it please

me:

[gookied-deactivated20181011]

i thought the bermuda triangle was gonna be a huge problem when i was younger

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

only 2014/2015 kids remember

the large movement of bdsm kinksters trying to prove that fifty shades of grey is not a representation of what bdsm is in real life and how bdsm is normal and healthy complete with quirky bdsm comics

people making fun of the sexy wife volcano in the lava movie before inside out, which quickly turned into people saying that the volcanos were based off of Hawaiian singer Kamakawiwoʻole and his wife (they weren’t) and that making fun of the volcano designs is racist

art of the clock from dhmis but instead of him being a clock he’s a sexy and dapper human and is shipped with a human version of the notebook

that one comic of the 50s lady eating ribs and being messy

copious amounts of disney vs dreamworks discourse well into 2015 revolving around facial diversity and snow physics in frozen

people arguing the tumblr update that put reblog additions into boxes instead of indenting them to the side made the site look uglier

attack on titan being an unavoidable force of nature

a lot of art and au versions of the purple fucker from five nights at freddies

the persona fandom and kanji/naoto discourse before persona 4 got milked to hell and the game’s regressive writing was acknowledged

“reblog this…..if youre not homophobic!”

christina hoff summers

the coding on the website freaking out whenever anything updated

people making up stories about things that happened to them in the sims or skyrim for notes

discourse on if meghan trainor and by extension nicki minaj’s anaconda was progressive or not

that one month everyone reblogged south park photosets from the pc principal season

crave that mineral

feel free to add to this

[loseremo]

you just made me viscerally relive 2014 and 2015 and im fucking suing, OP

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[akamxru]

cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

[akamxru]

YOU ALREADY KNO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON

[normalwizard]

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

[normalwizard]

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

[jack-the-lion]

Big mood.

[musingsofahistorymajor]

https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/846454474654781442

[little-scribblers-heart]

There’s this feeling I sometimes get watching humans do the cool things that humans have been doing for thousands of years. It makes my chest expand and my heart thud and I love it. I love this.

[laceys-notebook]

Absolutely brilliant

[fourtccn]

you bought a car

you named it

brad

you loved brad

but then

you totaled him

you two had been through everything together

three boyfriends

two jobs

nothing could replace brad

but then

liberty mutual calls

and you break into your happy dance

[bob-belcher]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

[snailtongue]

[ulibeanzz]

every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz  i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat

[socialnetworkhell]

The type of anxiety this post invokes is so rare and specific

[yourboyfriiend]

peter pettigrew traumatized us

[fluffysheeps]

(ง’̀-‘́)ง

[attackofthekillershwees]

I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone

[manic-pixie-meme-grrl]

that is very on-brand for swans