2/3 soaps

He/Him [Icon ID: Heathcliff (the cartoon orange cat) kisses Jimmy (a green frog) on the head. Header ID: Heathcliff ( now a confused orange frog) stands in clearing smoke next to a smiling Jimmy. End ID]

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[videolottery]

I’m chained up in a basement and tortured + bleeding but I’m not an emaciated little twink so no one even cared enough to jack off to it

[videolottery]

The tumblr community is so kind

[joey-wheeler-official]

Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer

[souplover13]

image: message from tumblr user "big-busty-sluts-loving-big-cock". it says "Want me to grip your balls into dust?" end ID.

[unbelievablekats]

Getting high on open window air

[achesspiece]

is that simple task bothering you queen

[anarqueeen]

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

[anarqueeen]

Normal sized fidget toy

[synthfagz]

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

[bilesandthesourwolf]

i can never leave this place

[tiabwwtws-art]

like what would you do.

[pookapufferfish]

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[lustcannibalism]

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

[infertilityidol]

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

[twirlingfreckles]

The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles

[bytedykes]

[ID: SVSSS fanart of Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge. It's the scene from volume 1 where Liu Qingge is having a qi deviation. He's on the floor, face and clothes splattered with blood. Shen Qingqiu has a hand on his shoulder, and smiles as he says, "You're too hot- I mean too young to die. We should be friends now." Liu Qingge scowls at him, angry and confused, thinking "wtf" repeatedly and with question marks floating around his head. /end ID]

this is basically what happened i think

[valdrift]

lmao yall remember these books

[safemdzsart]

[ID: Two images side by side: the first is a book cover of “Werewolves Don’t Go To Summer Camp” by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones and the second is an MDZS redraw of it. The original has a red-haired man telling a story to four kids around a campfire at night with a full moon, a log cabin, and trees behind them. The man is sitting with one knee and one arm raised, smiling devilishly, while the children are all open-mouthed and shocked. In the top left corner, a yellow box outlined in red with blue text reads, “The Adventures of The Bailey School Kids”. The subtitle reads in yellow text, “Welcome to Camp Lone Wolf … and beware!” And lastly, in the lower left corner, a small red box with white text reads, “Scholastic”.

In the redraw, Wei Wuxian takes the red-haired man’s place, this time with Chenqing in his raised hand. Ouyang Zizhen sits to the left of him, while Jin Ling is at the lower left corner. Lan Jingyi and Lan Sizhui sit in the lower right corner; Lan Jingyi has his hands on Lan Sizhui’s shoulder, who covers them with one of his own in comfort. The campfire blazes in the middle, bright orange in the dark night scene. The title of the redraw reads, “Yiling Laozu Doesn’t Go Nighthunting,” with the subtitle reading, “Ghosts and ghouls watch out!”. The text in the upper left corner reads, “The Adventures of the Junior Quartet”. /End ID]