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I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

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strangerdarkerbetter

Pro tip:

Wanna find a post?

Write out what you remember into a Google search.

After you write that out, end with site:tumblr.com

Google will search for your text on just tumblr

In my experience, it’s way more effective than searching through Tumblr

(you can use site:SITENAME.com to search any site btws)

rainbowgazes-archive

This usually works but for some reason a lot of posts get indexed on google from a person’s URL based on the posts that were recently reblogged on page 1, meaning that this is only a tiny bit more reliable.

archivehead

I HAVE a solution to this, you have to write down site:tumblr.com/post “ “

and then write a direct quote (could be a fraction of a sentence) into the quotations, I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s so useful, it works like 99% of the time

(the more popular a post is the more likely you’ll find it)

rainbowgazes-archive

you’re a genius holy shit

krisdoesart

Just used this to find a post I’ve been desperately searching for, thank you so much

mistertotality

I love that this website is such a dumpster fire that we, the users, have to come up with hacks to find our own content.

luntfontanne

sometimes you start reading a fic and immediately you’re like OH this was written by a child. okay. please know that i am proud of you but also i cannot keep reading this

luntfontanne

trainthief

a fun new conversation I get to have with customers at my work is when they pull up to the window and ask why the drive-thru line is taking so long, and I say “sorry, I’ve got 3 people doing 7 people’s jobs right now” and they say “well why aren’t there more of you there, this is ridiculous” and I say “everyone else who was scheduled is currently under quarantine because they tested positive”. and the customer says “but you weren’t exposed to the people that have it, right?” and I say “no I saw them yesterday because they weren’t allowed to call out until they had a confirmed case,” and the customer says “well then you shouldn’t be serving me!” and I go “haha, I know right? anyway that stupid drink you saw on tiktok is going to cost you 8 dollars”

trainthief

another fun conversation is when they pull up to the window (not wearing a mask because no one ever does in the drive thru) and I ask if they’re doing anything fun today (because according to retail companies customers are very much like newborns in that if you’re not watching them carefully and making sure they’re entertained the entire time they’re in your line of sight they might choke on their own spit-up and die) and they reply “no, I actually just had to go and get tested and it TOTALLY sucked, so I thought I’d treat myself afterward and come here”. and then they smile as if there’s nothing wrong with that. and I can see their smile through the completely lack of a mask they’re wearing. and I close the window and walk away.

trainthief

shoutout to whichever brave soldier called the health department on my district and got me put into two overlapping quarantines thanks to multiple exposures

jeekoftheweek

adam and eve named him abel because he was able to get killed by his brother

ps2polpo

Adam and Even named him Cain cause he sure cain kill a guy

jeekoftheweek

even

ps2polpo

Yeah and? Gonna do something about it? Or am I gonna have to make an Abel out of you

sefuns

Jongin surprising Minseok during his live ✧ XIUMIN’s Let It XIUnow ❄

hanfu-mermay

(📸 Meitu app)

ziseviolet

Traditional Chinese hanfu, hairstyles, hair ornaments, jewelry, and makeup. Which look is your favorite?

nightofthecreeps

I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes.

JOHN MULANEY | SNL Feb. 29, 2020

kanjichris

and that is when the joke went from good to great

hoffstrahm

I really hope this person is okay and proud of the fact that they wrote the first Destiel fic literally the day after Cas first appeared

tiktaalic

👑

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pendejx-deactivated20200323

A white person learning another language in the United States is a person looking to build a résumé.

A person of color learning English in the United States is a person looking to be treated like a human being.

It is not the same thing.

pendejx-deactivated20200323

Keep reblogging this white people are getting mad because they don’t know the difference between learning a language because it’s fun or to put it on applications and learning a language so you won’t get treated like garbage by everyone

dykecostanza-deactivated2024112

beyond pisses me off that the US and england - two countries that did virtually nothing to stop the spread of covid on their own - are getting premier access to the vaccine just bc they have the $ and the desire to send all of us back to work asap no matter the human cost. meanwhile many countries in the so called third world that took covid seriously, locked down, and provided for their citizens without a second thought or complaint wont receive the vaccine until 2022 or beyond. totally fair and cool.

taylorspoetry

this but also "third world countries" that didn't take the correct measures are suffering both economically and socially more than the us and the uk and their citizens also deserve the vaccine, specially if their government was irresponsible and terrorized them into going to work as if nothing happened because it would be worse if they stayed home (talking about my country brazil). The vaccine shouldn't be an economic privilege or a prize for caring about the pandemic (in fact the lives they saved with lockdown were some kind of prize). Some countries are withholding vaccines they won't use while the rest of us don't even know when (or if) the vaccination will start

shigraki

i literally CANNOT and WILL NEVER get over that one Sad Pic with the story of how a girl and a guy were on a motorcycle and he noticed a wall in front of them so he stopped to let her off and then he drove into the wall and died

shigraki

IT WAS A CAR NOT A MOTORCYCLE IM. STILL LAUGIHMG YHOUGH

guy

ASDJASHDK;L

notoriousmasc

so apparently my city has a superhero. and a supervillain. who like, do activism. and. my mom. is dating the supervillain.

notoriousmasc

i live in norfolk virginia, and there’s this guy called the black widow who lives here

he does operate kind of like a real superhero, and he stops car break-ins and stuff like that! apparently he even stopped a case of domestic violence once. i don’t know if a lot of people know he exists, but he definitely seems like a nice dude, and he has a lot of articles centered around him

but. there’s also a supervillain?

this is Man Man, founder of “AdaManMantium inc.” He is both legally and occupationally a supervillain. that’s not even a joke he has actual paperwork designating himself as a supervillain. he even has a business card

Man Man is pretty obsessed with “testing” the black widow in a lot of different ways. like. man man threatened to give his (man man’s) cat to a kill shelter if the black widow didn’t solve a riddle he gave him (whether he actually did it or not i have no idea)

and he also got 35 people to donate blood once the black widow solved ANOTHER riddle which was cool, and there was also this time where he went to a gay bar and told people that if they bought drinks he’d send the equivalent of the money they spent to the westboro baptist church (but since they refused he sent them to a charity)

one of his more recent schemes included… going to the mayor of the city and trying to get him to outlaw masks.

the reason im telling this to you. is because

my mom is dating man man?

blocked out the private stuff but you can definitely see that its the same guy (and also him cosplaying as. Him.)

my mom has always had questionable taste in men (she had a crush on onision a while ago) but like. she’s dating an actual supervillain now which i think is fucking hysterical

so basically. tl;dr. my town has superheroes and supervillains in it and my mom has decided to date a supervillain

notoriousmasc

update: theyre engaged

theawkwardvirgin

Black Widow has a billboard and runs around with batons.

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davidmann95

People shit on Tumblr - and I know I’m biased because it’s my blogging platform of choice - but where else on god’s earth do you get shit like this

suzuki-left-hand-method-deactiv

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

wearyewe

No no no! Jewish LGBTQ kinderlach! Go to Keshet!

hoperemains is completely from a Christian perspective, and not pluralistic or interfaith at all.

metallikato

If you reblogged the first post from me please reblog this amendment so the Jewish peeps can access this resource too!

peppermintfeminist

Trans Jewish kids, you can go to TransTorah as well!

fuckyeahsexpositivity

Muslim LGBTQ kids, you can go to iamnotharaam! It’s run by a mod squad of different genders and orientations, and they take submissions from everybody!

–BB

spacevinci-blog

MAY ANYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS BE ELEVATED TO THE EQUIVALENT OF SAINTHOOD IN THEIR RELIGION BLESS ALL OF YOU OH MY GOD.

wickedkhaleesi-blog

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S SO FREAKING IMPORTANT TO ME AND ALL MY FOLLOWERS TO READ THAT DEAL WITH GRIEF AND GUILT WHILE BEING LGBTQ AND RELIGIOUS

aspicywhore-deactivated20201017

http://hoperemainsonline.com/ Is the new site for hoperemains. Every other link is still active as of 1/9/2020

taraljc

For every LGBTQ kid who has left the religion they were raised in because they felt it was not for them, I’m gonna tell you a secret…

there is more than one path to God’s grace.

despite what you may have been taught, there is no single true path to God’s grace. many different roads all lead to the same place, even if the way stations and crossroads look different from what you were expecting.

God made you just as you are, in Her image, and loves you. and you don’t need a church or community to find your own path to Her grace. and if you feel alone, just remember you will meet others walking their own paths. You are not alone. You are always loved.

So if you cannot find solace in any one religion’s teachings, don’t ever despair!

religions are made by people and therefore flawed. but no-one can take your relationship with God away from you.

God’s love is inclusive, not exclusive. never let anyone try to tell you any different.

healthforpositivebodies

Please do not talk about a child’s weight in front of them, or tell them they need to go on a diet.

Talking about weight in front of children is associated with mental and physical health risks, and both the American Academy of Pediatrics and the Canadian Pediatric Society recommend against all weight talk around children.

mikkeneko

do not put children on diets! just don’t do it! you will fuck up their metabolism for the rest of their lives!!

i mean! i’m very anti-diets for everyone, not just children, but children are so much more vulnerable. this is their growth period, this is where their body learns what will be expected of it for the rest of its life. do not teach your child’s body that food is uncertain!!!

jenroses

Have I told y’all about my husband’s Fork Theory? If I did already, pretend I didn’t, I’m an old.

So the Spoon Theory is a fundamental metaphor used often in the chronic pain/chronic illness communities to explain to non-spoonies why life is harder for them. It’s super useful and we use that all the time. But it has a corollary. You know the phrase, “Stick a fork in me, I’m done,” right? Well, Fork Theory is that one has a Fork Limit, that is, you can probably cope okay with one fork stuck in you, maybe two or three, but at some point you will lose your shit if one more fork happens. A fork could range from being hungry or having to pee to getting a new bill or a new diagnosis of illness. There are lots of different sizes of forks, and volume vs. quantity means that the fork limit is not absolute. I might be able to deal with 20 tiny little escargot fork annoyances, such as a hangnail or slightly suboptimal pants, but not even one “you poked my trigger on purpose because you think it’s fun to see me melt down” pitchfork.

This is super relevant for neurodivergent folk. Like, you might be able to deal with your feet being cold or a tag, but not both. Hubby describes the situation as “It may seem weird that I just get up and leave the conversation to go to the bathroom, but you just dumped a new financial burden on me and I already had to pee, and going to the bathroom is the fork I can get rid of the fastest.”

cipheramnesia

I like this and also I like the low key point that you may be able to cope with bigger forks by finding little ones you can remove quickly. A combination of time, focus, and reduction to small stressors that can allow you to focus on the larger stressor in a constructive way.