official tumblr of JKR

Very official and 100% legitimate tumblr account of British author Joanne "J.K." Rowling. dumbslytherinfucksayswhat? lol. ( header nicked from @almost-heroics )

[out-of-jams]

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

[jkrowling-official]

"soul mates fated to kill each other"

Fuck you, that's my book!

[jkrowling-official]

@elon-musk-offical hi lol

[jkrowling-official]

@god ratio

[cock]

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

[luftwaffel-deactivated20131125]

who did you have to kill to get that URL

[jkrowling-official]

Me.

[chaoticxcreature]

absolutely obsessed with the fact that some college kids managed to convince the entire world that hufflepuffs are good finders and it’s accepted as canon

[jkrowling-official]

That was a type! What I meant to say was "hufflepuffs are good faggots!"

[arirna]

Me @ my kid when they want something from me:

[eric-coldfire]

These Spy x Family haters are fucking bonkers.

[simon-newman]

Spy x Family haters: *open mouths*

Me: Tell me you didn't have a healthy family life without saying you didn't have a healthy family life.

[jkrowling-official]

Damn I really need to watch this show

[funnytwittertweets]

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

patently false. percy jackson the chad respected his mother's need to fight her own battles and helped her murder his abusive stepdad and sell his corpse for profit

[jkrowling-official]

Also Harry was 17. Not that anyone fucking cares anymore

[jkrowling-official]

@your-fave-hates-jk-rowling heccing meanies

>:(

[your-fave-hates-jk-rowling]

YOU hate JK Rowling!

[lochnutmonster]

[jkrowling-official]

@staff pls help I am being bullied by missigyniostics!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭

[becuzitisbitter]

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

[jkrowling-official]

I wonder who this post could be alluding to

[jkrowling-official]

crash

[jkrowling-official]

I posted 6 times in 2021

1 posts created (17%)

5 posts reblogged (83%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 5.0 posts.

I added 36 tags in 2021

#jkrowling official - 6 posts

#jkrowling - 6 posts

#jkreblogs - 6 posts

#harry potter - 4 posts

#harry potter canon - 4 posts

#harry potter series - 4 posts

#jk rowling - 3 posts

#ted cruz - 1 posts

#cats - 1 posts

#cnn - 1 posts

Longest Tag: 25 characters

#mudbloods arent mudbloods

My Top Post in 2021

"Do not pity the cringe, Harry, pity the based. And most of all, pity those who are based on a novel by Stephen King, 'cause he's a fwickin' meanie :("

- Albert Cumbledore

3 notes • Posted 2021-09-09 00:28:52 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review

[jkrowling-official]

"Do not pity the cringe, Harry, pity the based. And most of all, pity those who are based on a novel by Stephen King, 'cause he's a fwickin' meanie :("

- Albert Cumbledore

[cepn]

i want to die

[dsmsix]

[governor--megatron]

I know by "antivaxxers" they don't just mean conspiracy theorists who refuse any vaccinations, but they also mean people who are skeptical of these vaccines and their side effects. In that case, call me a filthy mudblood.

[jkrowling-official]

that word does not think what you think it means

[elliottsmithfan]

[jkrowling-official]

fun fact: i gave an entire generation mental disorders and im aiming to go 2 for 2 with you zoomer bitches

[discofriend]

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.

[lytefoot]

AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

The confusion runs so deep by the time Ron starts that Snape once takes points off Slytherin for Ron fighting with Malfoy.

[chippish]

There’s a few months in Fred and George’s second year when they successfully convince most of the school that they’re actually quadruplets, one in each house.

[roseverdict]

“George! Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie?”

“What? No, I’m Edward. Y'know, Slytherin’s resident Weasley?”

“Wh…huh???”

“Next you’ll be telling me you don’t know Hubert!”

“?????”

[doctorgeekery]

After this confusing quadruple mess, a conspiracy theory emerges that Fred and George are actually just one person, and there were never any Weasley Twins. To add fuel to this theory, Fred and George make a point to never be seen together (publicly).

When asked about this theory, Fred/George subtly insinuates that he used Polyjuice Potion so that there could be multiple versions of himself at once. This goes around the Hogwarts Rumor Mill like fire. The Weasley family says nothing to dispute it, not even Percy.

[hippocrates460]

Percy makes polyjuice successfully for the first time in his fifth year, when he finally has sufficient motivation. Fred, George, Edward and Hubert walk into the great hall one morning, identical but for their school ties, and the chaos is so great that nobody realizes Percy and Ron are missing.

[jkrowling-official]

this is better than anything i write in 13 years

[mxnrique]

[bi-dazai]

This guy got banned twice for some of this shit and came back and immediately did it again. hero

[entropyguy]

[mxnrique]

RIP. They finally took his blue check away lmfao

[jkrowling-official]

F.