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maddi • she/her

[academedic]

school mindset

essays - make each essay you write better than the last


 small assignments - aim for 100s, expect 100s, get 100s


 homework - pretend they’re assignments


 homework that’s not graded - pretend! they’re! assignments!


 tests - study for 100s, expect less


 long term projects - act like it’s due in four days -even when it’s not- until you’re done with it


 group projects - do not get angry


 presentations - pretend you’re obama

disclaimer - this works for me, it may not work for everybody, do not push yourself too hard!!

[studying-chan]

This is such a great way to treat college work!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[webscene-remade]

my anxiety: if I do not Produce and Achieve I will Die

my depression:

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

[faglick]

[catchymemes]

[dnald]

[dnald]

[stimmytyler-deactivated20200301]

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

[tamamita]

Carbonated hot dog water

[ffoxpile]

op do you take criticism on your posts

[tamamita]

Go ahead and kill me already

[lilmamabeyellin]

the older i get the more unnecessary it seems to tell people my business

[feminist-voices]

[surviving-sulfur-deactivated201]

me, begging on my knees, sobbing, voice raw, whispering quietly: please dear god let me enjoy something in moderation

brain: OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED

[trainingseasons]

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think a woman should have full control of her own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

you know when guys wear those graphic t shirts that have like “i’m fluent in sarcasm” or whatever printed on them. i think that should be a felony.

[honeynutcheerio]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

[innerpeaceonly]

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

[redactedc]

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

[totallyboardaf]

This. This everyday. I need this everyday.

[foulserpent]

tumblr popularity is worthless it just gets you people legitimately like wanting you dead , and people sending ‘cryptic’ asks like “in 2021 horses will be made of blood” in hopes youll go “omg this is the scariest thing i have ever read this is so fucking cryptid op do you shit” and it gets 7,000,000,000,000,000 note

[corpsefaking-moved]

this is vital and important information

[slimebabiee-deactivated20200809]

look at these absolute angels oh my Fuck

[the-bellfrost-incident]

LOVE IS STORED ON THE FROG