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Remember kids

freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend

tdwhisperer

That sentence started and ended in very different places

stasi-informant-deactivated2021

babyanimalgifs

Doggo’s polite and subtle implication that he is interested in going for a walk

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wait

yea that's funny

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

altcomics

sad-boy-hank

he looks so soft and gentle

soleminisanction

...Simba?

oldblogarchived

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

dzamie

when it rains you simply do not get a day

shensis

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

steveandbucky

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

grouchythefish

That’s no different from how buses already operate (:

catasters

russiawave

magistrate-of-mediocrity

Those am him leafs

wingedwolfgirl

You leaf him and his leaves alone

freeshavacado

bisexual-bifurcations

Okay but true

jaubaius

Great execution

ceruleanfuckup

Me: Oh that’s a cool trick!!

Me, seconds later:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the gay angel embarrassed himself in front of his homophobic boyfriend just so he could ride lil nas x's stripper's pole down to superhell and unseat trump-putin from satan's unholy throne, never forget his noble sacrifice

archivesandcyanide

story time: when my brother was born I was about three years old and I can’t remember much, I just remember wanting to pick his name and finally settling on “Rainbow” and telling my parents hey so I decided we should name the kid Rainbow, top name right

bear in mind i was three and had all the naming capacity of a young fan making their first forays into making a power fantasy self-insert oc

but apparently dreams can get you somehwere because years later, when i was about thirteen i mentioned this memory to my mother, and she said “yeah, we called him that” and I was like “lmao as if you called him that I know brother’s name duh” and in short she got out his birth certificate, and yeah. My brother’s fucking middle name is, officially and legally, Rainbeau.

ok but it gets better. because my brother’s first name is Morgan, a welsh name which by some translations means “arc over the sea,” which can be argued means “rainbow”

my parents called my brother Rainbow Rainbow

i had too much power when i was three

crypticbeliever123

You went 10 years not knowing your own brother’s fucking middle name?

insaneostyle

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

countess-of-edessa

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

woolandflax

Behold

A chicken

alexseanchai

[image: a lemon.]

brawltogethernow

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.