anti nyala enthusiast

juno | she/her | 23 |

[piendish]

[sleezed]

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

[actavissyrup]

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[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

jacking off on halloween like a fucking crankenstein

[goddessoftheblackcoast]

skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania

[daggersdawn]

wonder why it’s called that

[lrgcarter]

This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it’s called Romania because there were once Romans there.

[majorleagueupdates]

BREAKING: the Tampa Bay Rays have vanished completely due to no children on Earth believing in them anymore.

[paper-mario-wiki]

i helped clean the bathroom and picked up milk from the corner store can i get a high five

OPTIC BLAST

[lesbian-toddhoward]

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

yes, yes...!

[bunniope]

he's all in

[thelastkoalabear]

[bunniope]

[larval-tear]

he’s all in

[hes-all-in]

he's all in

[alivehouse]

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

[darnni]

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

[i-am-a-fish]

I need someone to hold me gently and it's getting critical

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FOR UNCLE CHARALES DMV: FUCKED Verdict: DENIED

[warabou]

[mbta-unofficial]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[beaft]

face of a man who has known sorrow

[beaft]

had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again

[underwatercore]

[wakewithgiggli]

There are many benefits of being a marine biologist. I'm not sure running into this is one of them.

[just-rhys-things]

That's the marine biologist don't be rude

[pigcatapult]

ah, to be a rolling mass of loaches(?)...

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

Diversity win! These fish are shambling

[ofishal-fish-posts]

official fish that make me vaguely uncomfortable to look at post

@identifying-fish-in-photos can we get confirmation on what sort of fish these are?

[identifying-fish-in-photos]

✨striped eel catfish✨

[markscherz]

These venomous fish are the exclusive prey item of one species of sea snake, Hydrophis major, and some individuals eat *dozens of them* at a time (Shine et al. 2019). They can even track the chemical cues the fish use to maintain connection in these dense foraging balls (Udyawer et al. 2020).

[contemptible-scoundrel]

half my dash is my own posts being reblagged by other accounts . haheha suffering from success am I right

BEATEN AND BLOODY GRAY ALIEN I HAVE TIED UP IN MY BASEMENT: [unable to understand me but trying to comfort me nonetheless because it has a kind soul] bleeblag? gort gleep sneebhon :)

[heating a steak knife with a blowtorch] what did you just call me

[radiofreederry]

who's winning that fag fest in vegas anyway