Josh's blog of stuff.

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I’m being tortured by my own damn brain

[hugedyke]

Most predators will have reason to kill, such as for food, or to protect their young. The horse is one of the few predators to kill purely for sport.

This is……a lesbian positivity blog

[imageof1love]

She seriously thought it was a joke until he and her people convinced her it’s for real.

[cerebralgemini-deactivated20181]

Wholesome😢😍

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

She’s me

[kingjaffejoffer]

this woman has been through some SHIT lol

She was really like, “dont nothing good happen in my entire life and this is some fuck shit going on and I dont believe it”

[sasshulk]

This seriously made me cry. She deserves to believe good things happen to her. I hope she is able to accept that.

[treygotguap]

[lastsonlost]

[woodmeat]

Please brain

Can i have some serotonin??

[cuddlycryptid]

my brain:

[vaporwavesimulator]

any of you ever stand with your hands kinda touching together sorta like this

[lazypoststhings]

[vaporwavesimulator]

you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you

[paper-mario-wiki]

used snapchat to put seth everman’s photoshopped face over my face and it made me look like a closeup of a ps2 character’s model in a game thats meant to be played from a third-person perspective

[setheverman]

my face be like that

[kingcroacusivabouttoremake-deac]

calling mario “red luigi” is a power move that could make even god himself fear you

[taahko]

got a new antique bottle for christmas called mrs winslows soothing syrup which was marketed as a cure for coughing and to make babies quiet in the 1800s which, yeah, it would do that i guess because it was a mix of morphine, alcohol, and ammonia 

[taahko]

i know nobody cares abt my hyperspecific interest in antique medicine and alcohol bottles but look

im screaming how do you get exposed as a baby killer and still stay in business for 20 years

[taahko]

american medical association: just so you know, this will, uh, kill your baby

early 20th century parents: a little ammonia builds character

[dreamameme]

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Damn tinkle winkle got deep

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

Isn’t that Po?

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Does it matter?

[squidbot-deactivated20161114]

does anything matter anymore…

[zzzccm]

petition for stars in the day time please???

[nonbinarbee-blog]

girls already exist

[silly-overwatch-stuff]

Yes, this is real, and yes, you can watch it right now

https://www.twitch.tv/playoverwatch

[lesbianshepard]

the best part of the overwatch jeff stream is when jeff kaplan looked at the plate of cookies for a solid five minutes and the chat collectively lost its mind over where or not he would eat one

[lesbianshepard]

[lesbianshepard]

the suspense

[liz-and-the-blue-bird]

I’ve been waiting all year to post this.

[demilypyro]

It’s interesting to me when someone dies and their Wikipedia page almost immediately becomes past tense. Who does that? Is that someone’s job? Is it the grim reaper?

[demilypyro]

I walk into the bank with an open laptop and tell them to give me all the money in the vault, or else I edit Bill Murray’s Wikipedia page. 12 SWAT guys come in and shoot me in the nuts when I ask the teller what the WiFi password is

[demilypyro]

sHIT

[monoukotori]

the father, the son and the holy spirit

[weeb-potato]

it’s the trauma trio

[gorps]