Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

Call me Big Daddy | 25 Queer, wlw mess Weird Shit Asks are welcomed and encouraged. No Nazis/Pedos/Terfs/DDLG etc. or their sympathizers. All found to be in violation will be blocked.

[xannerz]

“so how you doin’?”

[dilfgomezaddams]

sometimes i have a Gender Panic but then i remember that i'm a lesbian and that my gender is in fact Also Lesbian and i relax

[bitchynaruto]

[theprocess-deactivated20200806]

chicken

[malikep]

[catcrumb]

[horsecrash]

girl i can make your dick honk

[kristina100000]

its always daddy's kitten never daddy's fat capybara

[knoping]

[adulthoodisokay]

we didn’t deserve Sense8

[callumanders]

improvising is always funny, right

[callumanders]

I’m really glad this took off because my dad almost peed his pants at dinner

[thatsbelievable]

[aristhought]

capitalism is like. resting is a waste of time. eating is a waste of time. sleeping is a waste of time. playing is a waste of time. living is a waste of time. you must prove your worth to live here and everything else is a waste. and we’re taught not to question it. 

[aristhought]

i will eat my meals and take my naps and sit on benches and i will stop to do nothing and i will cherish those moments.

[parasitoidism]

If you have more images like this please contact me I’m trying to start a collection

[kengi-bengi-alt]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope]

Pixar’s love for tiny details strikes again

[irritable-kiwis]

I know this is supposed to have deep meaning but someone PLEASE edit this into Loss

[theuniverseiswithyou]

[elderitchblaest]

[sparrow-va]

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

So my grandmother passed recently, and I got her will

My birth father was always a piece of shit, always stealing from his mother and ditching his kids whenever he could, I got to his part of the will and

Grammy had the last laugh

[battlefalcon]

This is actually done for legal reasons. If Chad was excluded from the will entirely, he could make the case that he was supposed to be included but was forgotten, and get a big chunk of the estate. By explicitly giving him $1, it shows he wasn’t forgotten so he doesnt have a case.

[the-all-seer]

Making a note for the future

[horrorofthebeast]

Guys im sorry to say but i am an ARG

[butiki]

they got hit by Yells Like A Pirate Virus before they got to finish their sentence this is so sad

[papapupi]

Are you fucking kidding to me?

[donaldgloversnephew]

This is...THE funniest thing ive seen all month i have not laughed this hard in so long