[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[nitewrighter]

Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

[nitewrighter]

Bonus points if the non-related half of the couple is just as committed to keeping the third wheel around as the related half.

"Isn't it weird that your brother in law is always hanging around?"

"You've got a problem with Andrew?"

[notebooks-and-laptops]

[northirish]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

[transmechanicus]

o yeah babey

[evilselfishfool]

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

[transmechanicus]

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

[bixels]

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

[hemipenal-system]

inexperienced dragonfucker hooking up with a similarly inexperienced humanfucker and to be honest it isn't going super well for them because neither of them know what they're doing. they're not mad at each other but she's too tight and none of the angles they saw online are working

[digitalkiddo]

If you're writing anything involving cons, scams, heists, or morally questionable characters who are very good at lying, here are some free resources I've been using for research. Saving you the "why is this in my search history" anxiety.

1. The FBI's Famous Cases & Criminals archive (fbi.gov/history/famous-cases) has detailed breakdowns of real fraud cases, Ponzi schemes, and confidence operations. The language they use is clinical and precise, which is perfect for getting the procedural details right.

2. The FTC Consumer Sentinel Network publishes annual reports on the most common fraud tactics in the US. Great for understanding how modern scams actually work and what makes people fall for them.

3. The Smithsonian's American Art Museum has a free digital collection of forgery case studies. If your character forges documents or art, this is gold.

4. Court Listener (courtlistener.com) is a free legal database where you can read actual court transcripts from fraud trials. Want to know how a real con artist talks under oath? This is where you find out.

5. The Internet Archive's collection of old newspaper crime sections. Search for "confidence man" or "swindle" in papers from the 1920s through 1960s and you'll find incredible real stories that would feel too dramatic for fiction.

Bonus: The Psychology of Fraud section on the Association for Psychological Science website has accessible articles about why people trust, how deception works cognitively, and what makes someone a convincing liar. Essential reading if you want your con artist characters to feel psychologically real.

Reblog to save for later. Your WIP will thank you.

[whooooomp]

Your character needs to be put through horrors so great that they don't even know how to ever talk about what happened. Years have passed and they have people they love and trust with their life now, but they're still unable to tell them about everything they've been through.

It's just too much and they've been shaped by it so thoroughly that talking about it in any way would feel like they're peeling their skin off and completely exposing every vulnerable part of themself.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

woe! texted a casual acquaintance "I've been considering getting into knotting"

[jaguarguard]

Why?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

KNITTING TYPO

[i-suggest-murder]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thank you faithful henchpeople of tumblr. you do my bidding well...

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

In the spirit of penis

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*nods sagely* in the spirit of penis

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who gave you a big head start and mocks you about it after he’s caught you anyway

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to watch your brain kick down a few notches when he pins you down like you’re a prey animal that knows it’s done running

[luzdelunis2-deactivated20200703]

Enemies to “ugh I can’t believe I’m saving your life” to “ugh we have to work together or the world ends but it’s not like I like you or anything” to “oh we actually connect pretty well but that doesn’t mean anything” to “I would die for you but don’t read too much into it” to “I’ll kill anyone who lays a finger on you” to Lovers.

[astronomical-bagel]

Third base is when your blood is on my hands

[astronomical-bagel]

Forth base is dying in front of you

[astronomical-bagel]

fifth base is coming back from the dead to die in front of you yet again

[astronomical-bagel]

Sixth base is seeing my shadow in your reflection as a representation how we parallel one another and how you are unable to move on from me despite the harm we caused one another. I may be gone but the memory of me will never die as I haunt you for the rest of your life.

[astronomical-bagel]

I’m going to be honest. First base is ideological disagreement and second base is when I threaten to kill you for the first time

[valtsv]

idk who needs to hear this but you deserve as many knives as you can carry

[valtsv]

whether this is encouraging or threatening is up to you. choose your own adventure.

[valtsv]

some of the choices may end in you getting stabbed though, so choose wisely

[itsybitsybatsyspider]

i want that slut covered in blood and traumatized by his actions

[a-book-of-creatures]

Boyfriend ASMR: Your Boyfriend Calms You Down After You’ve Spontaneously Transformed Into A Dragon, Reassuring You That You Are Magnificent And Your Scales Are Resplendent

[judeno]

so as a genderqueer nonbinary writer who likes genderqueer nonbinary sex, i think smut has been woefully hampered by all the sexy words for a clitorophallus being gendered as fuck

we have clit for girls! we have cock and dick for guys! hell, the Transgender Versions of these are even more gendered! there's T-dick for transmascs! girlcock and girldick for transfems! it's very binary! and as someone who is neither a guy nor a girl, being misgendered is not sexy to me!

so im taking matters into my own hands and making up my own word about it :V im currently vibing with "jack" as my sexy smut slang for the part between your legs that swells up and feels good to touch during sex, because

it fits in my mouth like the other words - it's one syllable with a hard consonant at the end, so it's short and easy and snappy to say, but it has a different vowel in the middle so it's hard to confuse for clit or cock or dick

it's already a word in sexual slang (jacking off), it fits in context

jackass is already an insult like dickwad or cunt, might as well hornify it retroactively

i want to ruin jack as a name the way dick has been ruined as a name

[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[drawingdreamboats]

HAIII. mutual very politely asked for tips on how 2 draw hairy bitches (read: body hair) n who am i to refuse if it means less bald pussy in the world...

it's been a long time since i did a 'tutorial' of any kind [and i wouldn't consider myself overly qualified, so you know, do ur own research] but i had a lot of fun making this <3 probably a million inaccuracies but we ball!!!

[feel free to repost elsewhere with credit !!!]

tried to make an example sheet of recent work and it's just all mista LMFAO sorryyyy