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[grimeclown]

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

[gaesnek]

[monkey-mulch]

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

[red-mercer]

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

[grimeclown]

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

[grimeclown]

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

[headspace-hotel]

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

[bogleech]

Convergent evolution.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Linguistic crab

[backofthebookshelf]

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

[theonion]

WASHINGTON—In a judgment the majority of justices said reflected the intentions of the Founding Fathers, the U.S. Supreme Court issued a 6-3 ruling this week that upheld state bans on transgender athletes, adopting an originalist vision for junior varsity volleyball rosters. “In their abundant wisdom, the authors of the Constitution methodically laid out the exact biological sex requirements necessary to sustain the nation’s developmental youth volleyball squads,” Chief Justice John Roberts wrote in the majority opinion, adding that while the clauses about golf and gymnastics left some room for interpretation, the language surrounding net sports was quite clear. 

[softwaring]

[theprofessional-amateur]

Using Marie Skłodowska-Curie to shill your AI garbage is, uh, certainly a choice.

On one hand, keep her name out of your mouth

On the other, this shit is kinda the “ let’s put radium in everything!” Of the moment

[7777777awawawa7777777]

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

[m1dori-eyes]

The Masc of Amontillado

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[thoodleoo]

love when a fragment of ancient vase art is unintentionally hilarious. like obviously this fragment is part of a larger scene but now it just looks like someone is giving the vanna white treatment to some guy's dick

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

[markscherz]

This may sound stupid but. How do you even begin to look for new tiny frogs???

[theprofessional-amateur]

The library (aka me and a quarter time person) are making the AI department sad and frustrated because we aren't coming up with a good project for a "tool to relieve some of the day-to-day burden of our work" and yeah man.

Like, 80% of my work is physical materials, 10% is research that I actually enjoy most of the time and would need to double check all the ai results, and like 10% the most basic email and data entry.

"but we want you to use it!" but it can't do anything I need help with and everything it """can""" do would add extra work

[theprofessional-amateur]

Can it move boxes? Can it deal with the 14,000 boxes of backlog in the warehouse? Can it research in the microfilm collection? Can it shelve this stuff in the library stacks? Can it take even one of the “hey can you deal with all these files in this office/closet/cabinet” I get? What about shipping materials from regional offices? Can it reformat any of these media types? No? Ok well those are the areas that I need assistance. I already have templates created for the emails and data stuff

[wiionme]

[segamascott]

to make it more lynchian can't you read

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

[blingblingboy-kinnie]

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

[tumbalendar]

Happy Birthday Tumblr Code!

[thewittyphantom]

[blankpointdankmemes]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[freakoutgirl]

one of my fears is that i'll be 7 hours down my dash reblogging things not knowing that, like, the end of the world is happening. everyone is posting shit like FUCK THE MARTIANS HAVE TOUCHED DOWN IN LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA meanwhile i'm like here's a picture of snoopy :-)

[depsidase]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

[an-enigmatic-mind]

[liquid-geodes]

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kalianos]

[yan-town]

[ythok]

Me, reading this whole post:

[pope74220]

NOW it’s you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

[polyphonetic]

[fallenwillow44]

Best post I've seen all day

[dat-physics-gal]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[ericvilas]

[beggars-opera]