JustPrime

Co-Host of Two Queers on a Sinking Ship I do podfics and poems...and now ficfics (AO3 - JustPrime) Big Writing Project : Dreamling Haunted House AU

[just-prime]

Obligatory Intro Post

Holy shit a bunch of new people just followed me so I thought I might as well put together a pinned post with some shortcuts!

Tumblr is my main place of communication, but I've also got a Bluesky now!

My Works (AO3 is JustPrime) Fic updates are under #prime fic updates Fanbindings are under #justprime bindings

The #my podfics tag will get you to my podfics

The #my podcast will take you to my podcast with @sledgehamur

The #my writing tag is pretty self explanatory with tags like #mcu rewrite, #dream house being a more spesific

Additional rando tags include : #tag game (for tag games) #well thats a thing (for my reblogs of shitposting/non-fandom related things)

Asks

My Ask tag is #prime responds

My 'i sent an ask and got a response' tag is #prime asked

Please feel free to ask about #fic recs and #book recs as well!!! Throwing recommendations at people's heads always makes my day

[Fandoms include (but are not limited to, and in fact often update as I discover or rediscover fandoms) : Marvel; Supernatural; DC; Marauders era HP; PotC; X-Men (Fox stuff mostly); Star Wars; The Sandman; Castlevania; MDZS books and donghua (not really an Untamed person though), Hannibal; The Magnus Archives + Protocol; Malevolent; Arcane; Link Click, To Be Hero X, The Summer Hikaru Died, Heroes, A Song Of Ice and Fire (in all of it's various permutations), Heated Rivalry]

The thing half of you are here for AKA The Ahsoka Episode Rants

Ep 3 ; Ep 4 ; Ep 5 ; Ep 6 ; Ep 7 ; Ep 8

For other Star Wars related rantings, check my #star wars tag or #dave filoni critical tag depending on the vibe you're going for

[rocktheholygrail]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 13

Westley (The Princess Bride)

Michael Shelly (The Magnus Archives)

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

Michael design by @mangozic

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[rimonoroni]

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

[tropacant]

have some shitty chaotic pride flags ^^

check out the rest of the flags on my profile since tumblr has a 10 image limit lol as well as the fixed versions of a few of these cuz I’m big dumb

[xxtc-96xx]

it's that time again, kids

[daughter-of-sapph0]

happy pride

[lindleland]

[learningtogirl]

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

[soyalexnajera]

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[landscape-suicide-deactivated20]

It is really funny how much some tumblr users build their understanding of what is taboo in a degenerate immoral fashion vs what is taboo in a subversive radical fashion exclusively on aesthetic appeal so they’re willing to drastically alter their moral stances based on what media they’re obsessing over currently

[landscape-suicide-deactivated20]

Blogger obsessed with posting about sexual cannibalism and toxic doomed yuri complaining about incest fetishization… you’re two Ginger Snaps gifsets and a Flowers in the Attic excerpt away from trying to recreate Single White Female with your mutuals

[adhdavinci]

[stealingpotatoes]

ok everyone hear me out,

[sardineincan]

Be whooo youuu areee

[croik]

If you were to pitch witch hat atelier (manga or show) to me in like 2 sentences, how would you do so?

Uhhhh okay okay, locking in, I'm not the best person to ask because I am anime only and not yet super invested, but here I go!!

"Do you like a morally dubious white-haired anime boy? Well, you're in luck, because WHA has that, AND the animation slaps!"

I've osmosed that there's way more to it than that eventually, but that's where I'm at with it so far lol.

When it comes to anime I'm losing my mind over, that would be Dorohedoro. Ok ok here's my pitch for that, not that you asked:

"Dorohedoro is a phantasmagoric kaleidoscope of gore, humor, gyoza, tits with no nips, and shrooms. If the next episode doesn't provide some answer of any kind as to what the fuck is going on, I'm going to throw up!!"

This concludes my spring 2026 anime breakdown thank you for the ask!

[penny-anna]

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

[my-last-brain-cell-is-socrates]

Let me demonstrate my answer for you:

That's it. That's my answer. Endor.

Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.

[whetstonefires]

that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.

like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.

[penny-anna]

yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'

[davetheshady]

thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.

[bogwitch-extraordinaire]

@softness-and-shattering I hate you I hate you I hate you

[darkshrimpemotions]

Actually I just realized the reason "Dean Winchester's halfway house for orphaned half-monsters (and humans)" hits SO hard is because it gets Dean's "anger issues" so fucking right. Because he's not angry in that fic! Everyone perceives him that way but he's not! He's fucking terrified! He's so so so scared ALL THE TIME and it comes out as yelling because those are Dean's only volumes when he's stressed: silence and yelling. And also. Also because NOBODY IS HEARING HIM. He's begging at the top of his lungs for the people he loves to stop putting themselves in danger and nobody hears him!

[just-prime]

LINK HERE FOR ANYONE CURIOUS

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

[darkshrimpemotions]

Actually I just realized the reason "Dean Winchester's halfway house for orphaned half-monsters (and humans)" hits SO hard is because it gets Dean's "anger issues" so fucking right. Because he's not angry in that fic! Everyone perceives him that way but he's not! He's fucking terrified! He's so so so scared ALL THE TIME and it comes out as yelling because those are Dean's only volumes when he's stressed: silence and yelling. And also. Also because NOBODY IS HEARING HIM. He's begging at the top of his lungs for the people he loves to stop putting themselves in danger and nobody hears him!

[sheepstiel]

au where shifter bobby-john, amazon emma, werewolf claire and nephil jack all live in the bunker with tfw

[illusionremember]

gonna just slide this fic your way

Dean Winchester's half-way house for orphaned half-monsters (and humans) by foolondahill17

i still haven't finished it but this is in the right vicinity, plus a handful more kiddos ;D

[inkskinned]

Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.

At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.

At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.

“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.

The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.

I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.

I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.

I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht. 

I’m not worth the cost of a watch.

[inkskinned]

i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.

i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.

as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.

disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.

at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.

i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.

i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.

we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.

[apikale]

I worked retail for 7 years. I work in an office now. I absolutely do not work as hard now as I did when I was a cashier. But I’m paid more AND given a lot more respect.

We were all worth more than a watch.