i love sexual monster stuff but i also really like it when there's a normal human situation that just inexplicably has a nonhuman creature in it and everyone is really normal about that
like yeah my mechanic has six arms and too many teeth. no i dont judge, i'm not a bigot, he does good work!
oh i'm seeing this new girl, Lu'ran - yeah, she's a lizard! 9 feet tall and- oh yeah the snuggles are fantastic! she makes me bask with her in the morning before breakfast so she can warm up and its one of my favorite things now
oh, fuck, i think the battery is dead. tell you what, daryl, ask the werewolves in the car next to us if they have jumper cables
















