Kitty ^-^

MDNI, 18+ blog, An utterly shameless poly/pan woman, Indigenous, 22, Yes all of my FOs are disgusting and distasteful. Yes I'm a freaky, freaky bitch. Ask about my F/os and tell me about yours, especially if we share them in common. Doubles WELCOME! Mary McDonald (Outlast OC) Posts: https://www.tumblr.com/justashamelesspoly/802154070287745025/mary-mcdonald-posts?source=share

[justashamelesspoly]

Horny on Main For Villains

Current F/Os:

Leland Coyle (Outlast Trials) Philys Futterman (outlast trials) Arora AND Otto Kress (Outlast Trials) Thrax (Osmosis Jones) Valentino (Hazbin) Velvette (Hazbin) Homelander (The Boys Comic) Ramsay Bolton (SOI&F) Cersei Lannister (SOI&F) Lady Alcina Dimitrescu (Resident Evil 8) Lady Delilah Briarwood (Critical Role and The Legend of Vox Machina) Lord Sylas Briarwood (Critical Role and The Legend of Vox Machina) Asmodeus (The Forgotten Realms Lore) Baron Vladimir Harkonnen (Dune) Oh-Father (The Boys TV) Judge Holden (The Blood Maridian)

Just because I have the character as an f/o doesn't mean I fw the fandom or show. <3

I will add more as I discover more. I didn't say poly for no reason

If you wanna send me asks about why or just chat about F/os we have in common please hmu!

[justashamelesspoly]

Really fat men are really hot.

[justashamelesspoly]

My most recent F/O's og source material heavily implies he's gay. In the movie, it is more ambiguous, and he is more hedonistic and attracted to vulnerable people he can exploit.... I want him to exploit me

[justashamelesspoly]

I have a New FO.... and if people knew.... they'd be MAD, because they are the thought police. I think he may be the worst person I have ever accidentally gotten attracted to ever.

[ggutpunch]

I hate being a fucking fat chud nerd, no wonder nobody likes me💔💔

[justashamelesspoly]

I like you.... I literally have my notifications on for you ^-^. Don't sell yourself short!

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

[bonkerslilghost]

Drops this a day late and scurries away

Happy v day or whatever from your fav man eater <3

[justashamelesspoly]

Omg!!! Annette!!!!

[awildrambutan]

WHAT THE FUCK THE OUTLAST TRIALS VALENTINES DAY MERCH DROP

SHIT CAME OUT LIKE A MINUTE AGO AND IM WORKING IDC BRO IM COPPING THIS SHIT RN RN

[justashamelesspoly]

I was hoping for Coyle's canon penis size, but this is a good consolation prize.

[skinned-lamb]

say “I like liliya!” no one bats an eye.

say “i like coyle!/franco!” and suddenly you’re buttfuck evil

[justashamelesspoly]

Wait until you hear the fandom's opinion about crushing on the kress twins....

[justashamelesspoly]

Is anybody else really into forced helplessness?

Maybe I'm just into it for the extreme impacts.

Like... no money in my bank account, food delivered by my dom/me every day. Chained to my owner's bed with a chain only long enough to go to the ensuite bathroom, to bathe and go to the toilet. I'm there for cuddles, comfort and sex.

Just like a teddy bear with 3 holes that you can use whenever you want. I can't leave. I can't do anything but snuggle deeper into your arms, whisper things to you and take any toy or dick or extremity you put in any of my holes.

Maybe you even drug me. Give me meds that makes me hazy and incapable of leaving. Control my body by giving me water pills and laxatives in my food and water.

The little accommodations to make me feel human. The ability to shit in a toilet, to eat human food, to wear the clothes and lingerie my dom/me wants me to wear, to have tattoos and piercings. To have orgasms and acces to the internet.

To know I chose this. To be helpless. To be prisoner. To be pet. To be slave. To know I could walk out, but I'm so dependant on my owner. So it's better that I lay here in your bed. Eating when allowed and sleeping most of the time.

Forced helplessness is hot.

[freakyalert]

Crack the police officer and we will let you out 🤤🤤🤤

[lelandcoylerp]

???

[leland-coyle]

???

[justashamelesspoly]

I'M TRYING OP! A BOTTOM ONLY HAS SO MUCH TIME ON HER HANDS.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[koko-blueturtle]

A coconut and a platypus are now related. Because tumblr is science. Behold the word of tumblr.

[awildrambutan]

i wish people wrote about puppet futterman more ngl, bc its rlly interesting to think about his relationship with other people, especially if im shipping phyllis with other people, i like to think about their own relationship with him. (my opinion about it) franco barbi is what spurred this on and made me think about this; he's like the only one who sees puppet futterman as something separate from phyllis which i think is rlly interesting. i think its def some silly love hate relationship, he eventually comes around to the puppet bc he would eventually get off to the humiliation BUT he HATES him getting in the way of him and his mommy. i think he would come around to calling him daddy himself though. coyle i honestly have nothing good to say about, i think he mostly thinks about how much of a crazy bitch she is, but he likes to compete and argue with the puppet about how “hes the firm hand she needs” and how “he wouldnt have raised her to be a whore” theres a huge power struggle between them with the both trying to get control of phyllis lol. (this is mostly self indulgent honestly, this is what my dick speaks to me) i think coyle doesnt understand phyllis’s DID but he atleast sort of understands that they arent really the same person. he always refers futterman as some sort of “thing” or mocks him, which offends both phyllis and futterman bc “he isnt just a puppet!” lol

i cant let them know i actually fw puppet futterman eek! i see him being ignored most of the time but i like how abusive and aggressive he is lolol

[justashamelesspoly]

Just because you posted this, I have to write about Puppet Futterman and Mary. Mary is a person who is sweet at heart and tries her best to make others feel safe and comfortable, when she's not throwing axes at reagents, that is. Futterman is very... not that. I think she would make him little hats, or accessories for Philys to put on him and I think he would hate her for it. Mary is close with Philys dispte holding her at arms length because Philys is actually nicer to her than her own mother was. But her Daddy was kind to her so she would make comments about how Philys' father doesn't treat her right and have several voice lines in Prime Time about how Futterman is too mean to Mother Gooseberry.

[justashamelesspoly]

Same mutual before deactivated their account... AGAIN... SMH I'm not too surprised but I AM a little hurt. Hope you're doing ok and didn't have a menty b!

[awildrambutan]

just got to this part in dispatch and i immediately saw this as a personal attack to franco. imagining coyle singing this shit to franco, im fucking dead

[justashamelesspoly]

He would! And Franco would be so mad that when he tries to shoot Coyle he would miss.

[inparghoul]

[justashamelesspoly]

Dr. Futterman and his lil drink! I love this so much!

[justashamelesspoly]

@bonkerslilghost tagged me lol.

What is the origin of your blog name?

It is what I am... I am a shameless polyam person. I also suppose it comes with the fact that I am unashamed of my proclivities and explicit interests

Whats your “I will always order this” food?

Well, it's a lil more niche but I love a trini-roti. A crepelike, savory dish with a curry on the inside, it's made with scotch bonnet and other ingredients. I prefer chicken though I know people who like theirs with paneer instead.

What’s your overused emoji?

This is gonna make me look a lil pathetic but: 🥺

What’s your current comfort show/book/movie?

Arcane hands down and Ambessa Chosen of the Wolf are my favourite comfort media. I love the Medarda family and if I keep digging I'll be adding 3 new F/Os to my list.

Songs you’ve had on repeat this week?

Oh, tough one, but Ceilings by Lizzie McAlpine has come up on my playlist a lot this week and my playlist is over 30 hours in length.

What’s the last thing you hyper fixated on?

Oh god. Legends of Avantris. More specifically, Coalecroux. I wanna be their girlfriends

What’s an oddly specific thing that brings you joy?

Turtles flavour Hot Chocolate :)

What smell instantly makes you happy?

Weird as it sounds, cigars. My S/o smokes cigars and just smelling cloves and tabacco in that specific ratio makes me insanely happy.

What’s your phone wallpaper right now?

It's the generic background that comes with the phone. Boring I know.

Are you a morning person or a night owl or something else entirely?

Both! Keep me up till 2 and wake me up at 7 or 8 and I'm all good!

If you work what’s your profession?

I do a lot of things lol. I'm a vanilla VA, work in the sex industry, and I'm a historiographer.

Not gonna tag anybody because my moot list is small and have already been tagged in these kinds of posts.

[bigmanmurkoff]

It is so weird being FTM, because I have a face of Clyde Perry’s and Eastermans love child (it’s not pretty) and then the body of a Femme Greek statue.

[justashamelesspoly]

So you're hot? That's what you're saying? You're a cute, handsome, masc.