Do no harm but take no shit.

Holly-TX-29

[plumstreet]

you can't waste your life btw it's just not something that's possible to do. your mere existence is already a precious and valuable use of your time. the time you spent becoming who you are now was inherently worthwhile

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[sjorsdottir]

Ooooh, we have a bunch of really fancy pedestrian traffic lights in Germany! I need to share:

Starting off with the difference between formerly Eastern German traffic lights (upper images) and formerly Western German traffic lights (lower images):

The city of Erfurt had some additions, like an umbrella or a heart:

Same sex love in Marburg (upper image) and Frankfurt (lower image):

Traffic light lady in Bremen:

Karl Marx light in Trier:

Face of Friedrich Engels in Wuppertal:

Elvis in Friedberg (Hessen):

A sparrow (for the Golden Sparrow film awards) in Gera:

Winemaker in Bad Dürkenheim:

Mainzelmännchen (mascot of the public broadcasting service ZDF) in Mainz:

Otto Waalkes (German Comedian) in Emden:

Town musicians of Bremen in Bremen:

A miner in Pirmasens, Rheinland-Pfalz:

Bishop in Fulda:

Source: Saarbrücker Zeitung

Enjoy!

[translatingpoststogerman]

And we call these "Ampelmännchen" ("traffic lights little man").

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

omg that's amazing! I wanna visit Germany just to take pictures of all the cute traffic lights.

[cleolinda]

Peeling an orange that doesn't want to be peeled is the most thankless fucking task. What in the zoo animal enrichment.

[pekingopera]

I walked out to the party and immediately this girl asked to take a photo of my "beautiful" set up

[pekingopera]

Bruce Lee broke off in genuinely so fucking sad :(

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[coffee-and-cusswords]

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

[measured-words]

Reblogging this three times in a row? Take a deep breath and take care of yourself!

[spoonies-and-knives]

[transcription]

#Turns out I am not a suspension bridge and should not be kept under a steady level of stress forever to function

[end transcription]

[calamitys-child]

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

[calamitys-child]

Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

[calamitys-child]

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[uniquecrash5]

@elodieunderglass horf

[elodieunderglass]

Spicy!

[sliversoakley4]

[jami-c]

has entered the vault thank you

[daylikescookies]

made a fat honse! pattern by makeshiftwings :D

coms open btw :3

[knocking-on-peoples-non-doors]

@elodieunderglass !

[elodieunderglass]

What a lovely shape!

[kilncreatures]

teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living

[patrokleos]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

Throw them some corn!

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[worldscoolest]

[pangur-and-grim]

this is huge… a three chair event

[pangur-and-grim]

[captain-price-returns]

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too