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The “Thunk” will always kill me.
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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
The “Thunk” will always kill me.
14/10 doing his best
‘White Cat with Gemstones’ by Joseph Jones Oil and acrylic on linen, 2026
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i love the relationship of "guy's ex-wife and current partner who get along quite well actually"
Closely related to my favorite dynamic of Character A
Their Partner - B
Person A is Cheating on B with - C.
Where B and C not only get along famously, but probably get along better with each other than either does with A
My parents are polyamorous. Once my mom brought my dad and her boyfriend to the Air and Space Museum as a mutual outing. It seemed like the perfect idea since my dad's a plane nut and boyfriend worked for NASA.
It worked a little too well. My mom ended up finding a comfy bench and took a nap while her partners geeked out together.
please read this even if you're not indian. especially if you're not indian.
you've seen the jokes. india is "dirty", indians are "everywhere", why don't they fix their own country. ok. let me tell you why, and what's happening right now while nobody's watching.
first, the history you skipped: britain ruled india for two centuries and drained it. economist utsa patnaik's research estimates around $45 trillion in today's money was taken. the india that got independence in 1947 was one of the poorest countries on earth. every "why is india like this" question starts there. you don't get to profit off a robbery and then mock the crime scene.
now, what's happening RIGHT NOW:
in may the question paper for NEET leaked. that's the national medical entrance exam. over 2.2 million students took it. cancelled. years of studying, families' savings poured into coaching, gone overnight because someone sold the paper. students died by suicide after. these were kids who wanted to be doctors.
and out of that came a protest movement. a gen z group called the cockroach janta party, started by a 30 year old named abhijeet dipke, got 22 million instagram followers within DAYS. they've been doing a sit-in at jantar mantar in delhi demanding education minister dharmendra pradhan resign.
and then there's sonam wangchuk. if you've watched 3 idiots, he's the real engineer the character was based on. built solar schools in ladakh. invented ice stupas so himalayan villages have water. spent his whole life on education. he's 59 and he's been on hunger strike for 17+ days now. reporters went to see him this week and he was too weak to talk. and the troll armies are calling him "anti national" and "foreign funded". a man starving himself for other people's children. that's the thing here, anyone who asks a question is suddenly a traitor.
it's not one incident, it's everywhere you look:
• infrastructure worth thousands of crores failing within months of the ribbon cutting. tunnels collapsing in regions where heavy rain is a guarantee, not a surprise.
• youth unemployment near 10% for ages 15 to 29, 13.6% in cities. in a country of 1.42 billion where more than half the population is young.
• only about the top 3% of indians earn above 10 lakh a year. meanwhile billionaire wealth keeps ballooning and the headlines celebrate it.
• manipur burned for over two years. an ethnic conflict, tens of thousands displaced, and the prime minister barely said the word manipur while it happened.
• journalists raided. critics' houses bulldozed. activists sitting in jail for years without trial under laws like UAPA. our press freedom ranking has cratered.
• even the petrol is a fight now, ethanol blending pushed through while drivers complain about their engines and get no straight answers.
and through all of it, the PM, who came to power on religious polarisation (americans, sound familiar?), travels abroad for photo ops and has not held one single open press conference in over a decade. not one.
what i'm asking:
if you're not indian: share this. our media mostly won't cover any of it because the big outlets are owned by the same billionaires the government serves. the only reason wangchuk's fast is getting any coverage is people refusing to look away.
if you ARE indian: speak up even if you're comfortable. especially if you're comfortable. join the protests. add to this, correct me, translate it. staying quiet is a choice when nothing in this post touches your life.
india is not "dirty". india was robbed, and it's being robbed again, from the inside this time. but it's also the country where a 59 year old will starve for strangers' kids and 22 million young people will rally behind a party literally named after cockroaches, because cockroaches survive everything.
we can still save her. but only loudly.
reblog. share. don't scroll past.
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
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just stumbled across Francisco Soria Aedo’s work and first off: really good painter, super talented. He mainly did portraits and neoclassical but I really like are his expressions, which do show up in his neoclassical work. lots of people smiling and having fun and it’s just very cute
this is one of my favorites
heres a couple more examples!
…i dont thing I’ve ever seen this style with people smiling…
The reason it feels so post-modernist and odd to see wide smiles in this style is because showing teeth in classical art was considered lurid and too openly sexual (kinda like nipples in 2020 cough). Élisabeth Vigée Le Brun caused waves as a neoclassical painter in 1787 because her self-portrait featured her smiling with lips parted and showing a peek of her teeth. Since Francisco Soria Aedo was active around the 1930′s it was no longer an issue to show teeth in general yet it still serves as a subversion of the classical ‘look’.
I wish more people understood that sexual assault and harassment happen regardless of whether the perpetrator is attracted to the victim. Sexual harassment is frequently a social punishment for being undesirable
god, so i saw a terf reblog this, which ive been worried would happen ever since it broke containment. To clarify, people's willingness to look away from sexual assault and harassment when it happens to people they deem undesirable is a large part of transphobia.
trans people are constant targets for for sexual abuse in a society that only ever sees them as perpetrators. This is not an accident. To a transphobic society trans people are inconvenient and undesirable victims. They are forcibly denied victim status and painted as monstrous to justify their continued abuse
Consider: An anthro opossum, koala, capuchin monkey, or anteater, who is wearing a t-shirt with a text on the back that says "if you can read this, I have no idea where that little fucker is".
What could this possible be referencing
Well, you see:
At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.
saw someone say “more than gay” instead of “at least bi” in a fanfic. you are a genius ahead of ur time fanfic author and I hope you live forever
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tired of cannibalism as a metaphor for love or sex. can we get into cannibalism as a metaphor for colonization.
1. Europeans using Egyptian mummies as medicine
2. The Delectable Negro: Human Consumption and Homoeroticism Within US Slave Culture by Vincent Woodard
3. "Abolitionists turned the tables on Europeans by accusing them of being cannibals when they ate sugar tainted with the flesh and blood of slaves."
4. Zombies (which I would class as cannibals, since they were human and need to eat humans to live) have a root in Haitian folklore and represented enslavement.
Edit: I want to be clear that the first three links I included were to show that this was not just a metaphor but that colonizers really did engage in cannibalism. The 4th point I've seen a lot of people point out that Haitian zombies didn't eat people, and I'll admit that I didn't know that and I conflated the modern zombie with its origins. I will say, however, that it's interesting how that metaphor for enslavement evolved into the 'brainless killing machine' zombie we have. I think we use zombies now as a metaphor for any kind of mass consumption or a fear of being overtaken, and the idea that zombies CAN represent both colonization and the colonizers fear of the oppressed masses is worth discussing.
Also, cannibalism as love is more than metaphor as well. For the people who are saying that interpretation is gross/stupid/it makes them angry PLEASE research endocannibalism. There are cultures where people ate pieces of their dead loved ones to keep them close.
And cannibalism as sex is just so prevalent that it's not every going away. There are a lot of food euphemisms for genitals and the act of oral sex is constantly described as eating. And the second link actually discusses the overlap of cannibalism, sex, and colonization. The very idea that colonizers would shame indigenous people for cannibalism and greatly exaggerate their practices to demonize them, and then turn around and straight up eat dead people is parallel to them oppressing sexual expression and nudity while simultaneously hypersexualizing and sexually assaulting indigenous and enslaved people.
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Joy and whimsy detected! This Yee-Claw is joyful and whimsical!
sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me
I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.
every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics
this is it. this is the photo of all time