God’s Least Favorite Rodeo Clown

Hey I’m Bird 36 they/them Chronic Old Man Enjoyer

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[thickness-protection-program]

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[concave-asscheeks]

i made a higher resolution live slug reaction

bonus: a smiling version :)

[concave-asscheeks]

okay i kept you all waiting long enough here's the pog version

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[splattergutz]

[blonde-thistle]

how robby's been moving all of s2

[girlfailure-poetics]

who cares if you don't fully "get" the weird postmodernist novel on your first read, or if the experimental arthouse film is opaque to you on your first viewing? you are not being graded. you are not being scored. there is value in the attempt. every time i've read House of Leaves or watched Blue Velvet, I've gotten something new from it. the idea that you might not "get" something and therefore shouldn't bother with it is so silly to me

[jakegyllenhaalscharacters]

👏👏👏

Art is subjective. I love rereading novels and rewatching films and finding different interpretations.

[dykepuffs]

Think of how many people, when asked to talk about their favourite piece of media, will say "Every time I revisit it I get something new out of it."

You can rebalance that equation to "Previous times that I read this, I didn't get everything out of it that could be got" and then follow the idea back to the source, which must be: "The first time I read this, I didn't get even half of it."

QED: Your favourite books are likely to be the ones where, on first reading, you felt like you had no idea what was going on.

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[sandmandaddy69]

[treecitysessions]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

[lesbianbloodritual]

No.

[were--ralph]

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[were--ralph]

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

[official-josh]

[were--ralph]

[honey-vamp]

aww look a puppy (a grown man)

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[guessinggames-deactivated-2026-0]

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)