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[enki2]

[liminalstrands]

Good news! It gets worse!

I think it's the galactic orbit thing that really did me in

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHARKS HAVE BEEN AROUND THE GALAXY TWICE

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[anexperimentallife]

[woman-becomer]

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

[post-uwuifier]

suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[meepmoopmaap]

you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.

[post-uwuifier]

sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3

My powers far exceed him.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i seem to be extremely late to the gimmick blog hullabaloo

[eddiequeenque-deactivated202507]

Have you come across any new Fanfiction of you liked or recommend?

Lately I've been into Monkey King x Reader fics, so here are a few recommendations from me: - Isekai'D To The West If Isekai tropes are your jam, I'd highly suggest you chek it out. I'm not exactly a fan of the Isekai thing, but this one took Isekai in a different way. I'm more of a logical thinking person, and this fic really add that, a sassy Reader, there's a bit of comedic aspect and puns.

When The Sun Meets The Horizon If you have played or watched Five Nights At Freddy's: Security Breach and Lego: Monkie Kid, then this fic might be your cup of tea. I am also not much of a fan of crossovers, but I really like this one. I mean, if you're into Animatronics that is.

Iris Listen, if you have watched Nezha Reborn and you have a thing for the Masked Man then here's the fic for you! It's so HARD for me to find any fics of this version of Sun Wukong. I think this is before Li found out he was Nezha arc. The author also has a few one shots that is based on this fic as well.

Journey To Somewhere New (Sun Wukong x Reader) I honestly dunno how to explain this fic but omg. I love it. I love everything about this.

Stuck On A Mountain, Married In A Cave I have no idea how to tell you guys but damn this fic man. There's also a few one shots made by this author that just made me have a horny grip meme.

Those are a few fics that I highly suggest on reading. However I can't be sure if it will be up to your taste. But I hope you enjoyed them, as much as I do !

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[fluff-a-fluffs]

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

[questions-within-questions]

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

Chill it’s a pole

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

[nintendometro]

[databent]

[gaystation4]

[glowingghosty]

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

[foxofninetales]

Audio description: Very loud trilling purrring.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Very important kitty noises

[teaboot]

I think your cat is probably a dove

[yiffmaster]

I feel like witches are sedentary and wizards are migratory. A witch has a home, a cauldron, herbs, you go to them with your problem. A wizard wanders, disappears, shows up at inconvenient times to fix nothing. am i making sense

[yiffmaster]

some good theories in the notes but I choose to believe those are made by a village or perhaps king as an artificial home, to attract and keep a wizard. like a beehive

[cursmudgeon]

While artificially built towers do attract wild wizards a wizard will naturally build their own tower as they enter the later stage of their life cycle. For the first couple hundred years of their lives wizards are extremely mobile and may travel almost anywhere in the world or even beyond. A tower usually begins as a workshop which the wizard returns to during their migration in order to store trinkets and artifacts which they collect during their travels. As the collection outgrows the available space in the workshop a combination of the concentration of volatile magical energy and the wizards natural desire to build secret passageways causes them to begin expanding the workshop. This usually starts with basic "bigger on the inside" magic but due to constraints around energy usage for sustained large scale spacetime warping they will eventually turn to more traditional methods of building. There are some documented cases of wizards whose workshops expanded outward instead of upwards, resulting in labyrinth structures rather than the more traditional tower. It is still unclear what environmental pressure causes these divergent structures. As the wizard ages and their exploratory phase winds down their travels will focus on a progressively more narrow subset of arcane knowledge until they find one secret of the universe complex enough to prompt their transition into the final stage of the wizard lifestyle. By this point they will almost certainly have a fully fledged tower or have settled into one they've found already existing. Their desire to travel is generally severely reduced by this point and outside of quests to discover certain highly specific items related to their studies it's possible that they might not leave their tower for months or years at a time. In some cases they may begin this phase several times if the secret they started pursuing is less challenging or less fundamental to the operations of the universe than expected. When they do find their final subject of study and find the answers they sought, they will finally reach the end of the wizard life cycle, either via death caused by hubris, merging with a larger consciousness, ascendence to a different plane or to godhood, or metamorphosis into a litch. Other wizards may sometimes occupy the abandoned towers of a former wizard but most will move on in order to build their own before entering into these later stages. Very rarely a particularly social variety of wizard may build several connected towers and share resources, these are called schools and over time they will tend to attract a large number of younger and weaker wizards seeking shelter.

[macleod]

Absolutely brilliant analysis of wizards and their migratory patterns through the ages. I can personally verify that this is accurate, and you may now consider this properly peer reviewed and accepted.

[shitacademicswrite]

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

No hiding the best part in the tags!

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[40ouncesandamule]

Stop sign day

[earhartsease]

[jaydove-writes]

Happy stop sign day.

[scallywiggles]

Happy stop sign day

[k1ll3rk1tty]

IT'S STOP SIGN DAY!!🎆🎇✨🧨🎉🎊

[thelonelybrilliance]

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

[imaginarycircus]

Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.

[therothwoman]

They played it on an accordion

[teaboot]

Bro I think you met Weird Al

[k1ll3rk1tty]

Playing Sea of Thieves, and I keep getting placed with fucking piece of shit team-killing FUCKTARDS who think they're SO FUCKING FUNNY blowing up their own ship and teammates. I am trying to have fun, but some FUCKING DICKHEAD piece of shit wants to be a fucking nuisance, thus ruining the game for everyone who isn't them.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

enough toxic masculinity I'm ready for salubrious mexicanity. I'm ready for a social movement that encourages (esp straight, cis) men to indulge in things that make them more joyful, emotionally healthy, and help them strengthen not core muscles but core compassionate communication skills.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I cannot stress enough that I have a minor speech impediment and voice-to-text decided it was more likely that I said "mexicanity" than "masculinity." I was not in fact alluding to the potential healing benefits of being Mexican. I am however perfectly content with this post being about that instead.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

many thanks to those who thought this post was about gomez addams. from this moment forward, tis

[k1ll3rk1tty]

How dare you hide this shit in the tags!!

[i-am-a-snom]

"Are you a man or a woman?"

I am a Snom.

"What gender are you?"

Friend.

"Yeah but what's in your pants?"

I don't wear pants..?

[fuckysuckybrigade]

I love to use my disability “as an excuse.” Fuck yeah my disability is an excuse. It’s the most valid excuse I have. I’m not helping you lift that box/etc because my disability would make it fucking painful. Not wanting to be in pain is a good enough reason. I’m not going to put myself in pain to comfort your sensibilities.

Yes I’m using my disability as an excuse because I refuse to hurt myself for you. If you’re mad about it you can cry! ❤️

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[godloveyell]

[jennazed]

flashback to when MLK Jr said the worst group in the US for black rights wasn't the lawmakers passing Jim Crow laws or the KKK but the white moderate. That it was the white moderate who was forcing the country to find a middle ground between civil rights and genocide which allowed the continued systematic mistreatment of the African American community