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kaylin mahoney - noise some makes
i look progressively gayer every time i go on dropout
The summer between the end of high school and the start of college, I wrote a ridiculous play about pirates and put on a staged reading with some friends at an amphitheatre at a local park before a small audience of friends and family. It was never published or staged again. But I just got a message from an old high school friend I havenât seen in years. He accidentally quoted the play in a conversation with friends, was asked what he was quoting, he couldnât remember either, and wracked his brain until he finally remembered it was that silly play reading that we did one day in the park over 10 years ago. It made me happy. (The line was, âHuzzah for mercantilism!â by the way.)
A very tiny percentage of creators go on to be famous, but that doesnât mean that people donât remember little things you did for years and years. Who came up with most of the worldâs most famous jump rope rhymes? Who coined some of the famous idioms we use in daily speech? Who made up âJingle Bells, Batman Smells?â Somehow, all of these things stuck and spread around.
When I was a small child, I saw a high school put on a production of the musical HONK. In one song, the mother duck describes various dangers that her baby should avoid in the water, including fishing line, which could strangle him. A member of the ensemble played the role of fishing line, doing a maniacal laugh and over-the-top strangling motions, and I found it hilariousâ and to this day, thatâs an example I often think of when talking about how ensemble members can still stand out in theatre. The guy who played the role might not even remember that he did that, but I do.
I took Suzuki violin lessons as a kid. The teacher made up lyrics to some of the songs, and she let her students make some up, too. Now whenever I hear the instrumental of one of those pieces, I always remember these ridiculous lyrics about a skunk that we sang in violin class. I donât even know which student invented them!
In middle school, I found a video about atoms parodying Bill Nye made by some kids for a school product. It probably had less than 1,000 views, but I think of quotes from that video all the time. They had a parody of âWe Will Rock Youâ with the chorus, âProtons, neutrons, electronsâ that I think about a lot.
I just love that this is part of human life. Our memories donât just pick up quotes from great art, literature, and music, but little things, too.
the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.
imagining wrath as a compulsive ragebaiter
Hello, I have my first dnd campaign this next month and the dm is my friend, who is also very new, so I was wondering if there is anything I can do to help/be a good player, any good tips that you might have picked up while playing?
The best advice I have for players is to make the right character for the campaign. Play a character who is going to want to go on the adventure and have good chemistry with their teammates. Work with your DM to make a character concept that is a great fit. You might also want to consult with the other players to try and get a good balance of characters and maybe even connect some of your backstories so that your characters already know each other.
Since both you and your DM are new, make sure you give each other grace and patience while figuring out things you aren't familiar with.
Your DM will love it if you give them good feedback! If you have a good time, be sure to let them know and thank them. It takes a lot of work to write and run a campaign, so here are some ways you can assist them and share your appreciation:
Compliment your DM
Roleplay enthusiastically
Try to match the tone of the campaign
Pay attention
Take notes
Be a good teammate; help your fellow players when you can
Bring snacks to share
Assist with logistics/scheduling
Make art and show them
Share a playlist that reminds you of the campaign
I've gotten a lot of questions about how to be a good DM, but not so many about how to be a great player. So thanks for your question, and I hope you and your friends have a great time together!
reblog if you like to see your own characters tortured
Wait, wait⊠lemme go get my favorite Jonny Sims quote real quickâŠ
WHAT IS THE POINT OF INVENTING FAKE PEOPLE IF YOU CAN'T GIVE THEM TRAUMA?
honestly the funniest thing about the lord of the rings is how gandalf is literally a minor god sent to middle-earth by The Big Man Himself and yet literally nobody apart from the elves seems to recognise this or take him seriously
like yeah gandalf is pretty grumpy most of the time but how would YOU feel if you were the fantasy equivalent of an angel and a bunch of people who only come up to your knee were just like âoh fuck itâs that spooky old wizardâ every time you showed up for a friendâs birthday party
I mean to be fair, he seems to actively enjoy the hobbitsâ complete lack of awe, because what Gandalf loves most about hobbits is that they as a culture are 1000% unimpressed by any of the mythic-scale bullshit constantly going on right outside their borders. The thing Gandalf loves second-most about hobbits is their weed.
What gets on his nerves is the rest of the free peoples of middle earth, for whom he is constantly busting his ass and who consistently respond to his attempts to help with âwhy donât you ever have any good news?â and also who donât offer him any weed.
Third thing is that Hobbits build increasingly elaborate road systems to Keep Gandalf Out, which is really the sort of nonlethal enviormental enrichment he needs
Speaking as someone fast approaching 50, I see in Gandalf someone who is Tiredâą and while he will not often smile, he adores the quietness of the Shire and also finds great joy in messing with people who take themselves too seriously
the wisdom ive learnt is that becoming part of a friend group 1) takes a long time and 2) involves a lot of feeling awkward and left out at first. thereâs nothing terrible about this but if you grew up chronically lonely or have any kind of trauma relating to social isolation this likely feels Really Wrong and activates danger signals. but both fortunately and unfortunately itâs just how becoming close to new people works most of the time
another thing that was not intuitive to me as someone who grew up an autistic loner: basically everyone on the planet is starved for connection all the time and almost everything people do is an attempt to reach out to another. most seemingly illogical interactions and behaviours can be explained by this. you have to take as many of these invitations as you can. even if you're wrong you still attempted to bring more warmth into the world
Met Gala 2026 x Famous Works of Art Part 1
Top to bottom, left to right:
Alexa Chung, Bridge Over a Pond of Water Lilies
Amy Sherald, Miss Everything (Unsuppressed Deliverance)
Angela Bassett, Girl in Pink
Anok Yai, Weeping Madonna
Chase Infiniti, Venus de Milo
Georgina RodrĂguez, Our Lady of FĂĄtima
Gracie Abrams, Woman in Gold
Heidi Klum, Veiled Vestal
Hunter Shaffer, MĂ€da Primavesi
Jamila Robinson, Landscapes by Richard Mayhew
Jon Batiste, Steve
Jordan Roth, Pygmalion and Galatea
Karan Johar, works by Raja Ravi Varma
Liu Wen, works by Erté
Louisa Jacobson, Joan of Arc
I was listening to this song in my car this morning and had a fucking brain blast and had to make this as soon as I got home from work.
[VD: A Project Hail Mary AMV set to "Constellations" by The Oh Hellos which focuses on Grace, Stratt, and the Hail Mary's journey. The lyrics are shown in the title font and are creatively arranged in the scenes. End VD]
Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter
I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official
Ok I guess if you want to get really absolutely technical about it, I guess Martin Luther's 95 Theses were a zine. I guess. I suppose.
I completely sold out of my jacob wysocki zine at paperjam today đđ thank you and much love
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The Revival (2026)
How to upset Gene Roddenberry
Look, I knew Gene. We talked many times about the idea of Jim and Spock being lovers. He had no problem with it at all.
But you know what he did have a problem with?
Zippers.
He was adamant that by the 23rd century humans would have a better solution to fastening their clothes than zippers and buttons. And I mean, he felt passionately about this.
Passionately.
Itâs because of this that those first gold shirts the crew wore in Where No Man Has Gone Before got scrapped in favor of shirts that didnât show the fasteners. And also why the cast were sewn into their environment suits while filming Tholian Web and could only use the bathroom at lunch before being sewn back into costume til quitting time.
And it was the reason for Gene speaking quite sharply to me onceâthe only time he ever did â and I hung my head and felt like a kid in trouble with her dad. He read a slash story of mine and got on my case for writing zippers & buttons into the undressing scene. Really kind of chewed me out.
Didnât bat an eye at a fairly graphic description of Jim and Spock having sex â but boy was he upset about those buttons!
So many of you are surprised by this.
Iâm surprised by your surprise.
The response to this post has made me realize how long it has been since Gene died. So most of you did not know him. (If you did, raise your hand. I know some of you are old enough.)
If youâd known him, you wouldnât be surprised by this post, I promise.