kansas-official

home of pizza hut and the ICEE

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[only-tiktoks]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unmute

[cipheramnesia]

You only need to know one thing: meow.

[water-of-the-bong-deactivated20]

[Video transcript:

(Meow in the background. The meows continue through the video.)

So, (meow) today I am making... (meow) (snicker) pine- (meow) pinecone dice. (meow) (meow) My cat- (meow) He- (meow) He wants to narrate, too (meow). SHUT UP, THUNDER. (a beat.) He's not allowed in the bedroom (meow) 'cause he beats my other cat up (meow) and she's in here right now (meow) so he's throwing a fit.

Anyways, we're making pineco- (wheeze) i lost my train of thought.

So, I use- (meow) (exasperated) pi- i can't fucking these blank inserts (meow) to put the pinecones in (a series of meows interrupt) and then I put the pl- I had this all planned out and I was gonna explain exactly what I was doing and then the (meow)... the CAT... (meow) (a beat.) (Some purring) Can you (purring) hear that? Listen to that)(meow)

Anyways I hope you like the dice, bye.

End transcript]

[kansas-official]

Walked through Lawrence a few weeks ago, and absolutely loved how they embraced hosting Algeria!

In all honesty, I love seeing videos of tourists discovering we aren’t that bad. It’s just the government. Happy World Cup, and I hope those tourists enjoy!

Except Israel.

[the-actual-ocean]

make the ocean rainbow.

Oh my God okay

[the-actual-ocean]

Happy pride month!!!!

[earth-updates-today]

is it skittles flavoured.. stares at you with malicious intent

[kansas-official]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

[kansas-official]

finally had boiled peanuts from a Florida gas station, my life is complete…

Usually I’d have to hunt down the right bag of peanuts to boil at home, and I just can’t find them in Kansas.

[kansas-official]

Meow

[kansas-official]

well hi guys

for some reason my account was randomly terminated, has this happened to anyone else?

[fishefishefishe]

[sevcon-iii]

But that's not a cat

[the-official-goose-god]

yes it is

[maryland-officially]

I've seen this fucking post 8 times

[subconscious-deactivated20230229]

And you’ll see it again

[maryland-officially]

FUCK THIS IS LIKE THE 12TH TIME

[subconscious-deactivated20230229]

So uhhh

Keep going then?

[maryland-officially]

ZKfnckfcsmcldkc

[sushi1056]

@maryland-officially

[maryland-officially]

............whhhyyy

[kansas-official]

okay genuine question for the crowd…

so i’m a girl and i just got a suit and i need to get it tailored to look less big on me(i got a men’s suit for free).

how do yall wear a suit without feeling uncomfortable?? like i love suits and i love the idea of dressing a little more masculine, but i feel so dumb wearing one. i’m planning on getting a haircut but it also feels dumb :(

[novahazard24]

get your medals everyone

[pointless-achievements]

cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.

[kansas-official]

guys what happened

[paranoidgemsbok]

This is what they mean by curating your online experience

[ballroomnotoriety]

im sobbing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.

[sparkly-trashfire]

The Creature never fails to make me laugh.

[ao3org]

Errors Accessing AO3

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Posted: 19:38 UTC 01 March, 2026

[ao3org]

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Posted: 20:35 UTC 01 March, 2026

[ao3org]

We've identified the problem and are working on a fix. We expect to remain down for several more hours. We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience!

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Posted: 22:56 UTC 01 March, 2026

[ao3org]

AO3 is back up! We appreciate your patience. We've got our protections against bot traffic turned up a bit higher than usual, so some users may experience problems if they're using a VPN or similar tools.

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Posted: 00:44 UTC 02 March, 2026

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We are investigating reports of errors when trying to load AO3, including errors saying that AO3 is down.

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Posted: 02:07 UTC 02 March, 2026

[kansas-official]

💔 i will be waiting patiently

[kansas-official]

life update: bought my first suit and WOW i was so nervous

[kansas-official]

Old! 🫵

:(

[kansas-official]

ew i realized im old dont talk to me :(