guy who likes robots

"That's exactly what we'll do... As long as we can still fight!"

[dogpuppy]

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[dogpuppy]

[tall]

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

i’m watching Bee Movie for the first time

i’m 1 minute and 30 seconds in

a’ight so this main character is supposed to be a male bee but he uses a pencil sharpener to sharpen his stinger but male bees don’t have stingers?

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

he got a mom and dad but the queen supposed to be the only one procreating so what is the truth?

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

a'ight so this a whole society of bees that feel obligated to walk and drive instead of fly

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

he just became disillusioned with the capitalist system it’s bout to be some shit

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

you’d figure this movie would have more woman characters considering as how female bees are the ones who do all the work but ok

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

i know too much about bees to watch this movie

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[silliestflowergirl]

4. uno

[notmonaca]

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[karamane4589]

uzi as joseph joestar i like drawing things now i guess

[karamane4589]

Hi I still like murder drones. Ultimate Cyn

[karamane4589]

rumsgore

[xanthacanthus]

I see all this posting about the pilebunker but like... Where's my laser lance girlies at? Charging down your opponent, plowing into them, building up ACS strain, then hitting them with the final thrust as they reach overload???? You cannot tell me that pinning a girl to a wall and thrusting into her with your plasma lance isn't hot.

[fletchah]

2 year old joke rpf of my friend

ONE OF THE CHAPTERS IS LITERALLY JUST THE MARIO ESSAY? THAT I TYPED OUT BY HAND. I REMEMBER THIS

IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO PISS MSELF OVER "alexa this is so sad play slob on my knob"

[kinuko]

[okapiandpaste]

I’m loosing my gd mind at the sonic trailer tho purely bc eggman looks like an evil sportacus 

[sanguchito]

[jetsharkdragon-deactivated20211]

full circle

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

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[the-frightening-ghoul]

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