KarlMoose

I'm a 21 year old dude from Canada (hence the Moose). I play muggle quidditch and I make Youtube videos on my channel @KarlMoose

[karlmoose]

Here are some JoJo Diamond is Unbreakable phone backgrounds I’ve made! Hope you guys enjoy, I have plenty more of them!

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Tatsuya Tanaka Continues Building Tiny Worlds in his Daily Miniature Calendar Photo Project

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me

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[karlmoose]

Soooooo today is Stefan Karl’s birthday. He is the man who played Robbie Rotten in Lazy Town and I just cosplayed him last weekend. Here is an edit of me in my cosplay!!!

fb: https://www.facebook.com/KarlMooseCosplay/

[karlmoose]

Here is a phone background I made of my favourite JoJo, I hope you guys enjoy it and put it to good use!!

http://imgur.com/yc9YLTa

[mclgh]

it’s -45 degrees so here’s a gif of me throwing boiling water in the air like a moron take a fuckin sip babes

[karlmoose]

Yeah, I remember when this was a trend and a bunch of people got burned because of it lol

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my second favourite from [x]

[karlmoose]

Me: Man, I sure do hope that 2017 doesn't suck as much as 2016

Also me: Wow, 2017 fucking sucks.

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That’s what every black person needs to do. 

Source

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I’m sooooo glad her 11 year old daughter embarrassed her 😂. We all know the real reason why you only asked her and no one else @puremarula

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chaotic evil

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I love this and I think it’s especially great when you know that on the show kitchen nightmares, where this is from, Gordon goes out of his way to establish a rapport with servers because they are the ones who have to deal with angry and upset customers when the food sucks. This server has been serving shit food to people who give her shit for it, probably for sub minimum wage, possibly for years, and now she has the chance to expose the people who put her in that position in front of a celebrity chef on national television and I think we can all share in her glee. She’s not just chaotic evil, she’s a working class hero.

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@mommasbabybratt

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her face gives me LIFE

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True Chaotic Good

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“Pokemon used to be based on real animals, now they’re not!” is a weird argument to me because, not only is it wrong and stupid and dumb, and it’s stupid, but I’d actually argue the opposite is more accurate

A lot of Pokemon in Gen 1 were based on animals only in very superficial ways, whereas a lot of recent Pokemon are very explicitly, unmistakably inspired by real live animals

For example, here’s the Gen 1 versions of a frog, a bear, and a mole

And here’s the Gen 5 versions of a frog, a bear, and a mole

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bear emoji reviews

lumpy boy. displeasing color. disgusting gradient shading as usual. the trademark soulless stare of an apple brand emoji. not feeling this bear. 1/5

beautiful round friend. perfect boy. scientifically, nothing wrong with this bear. google giving us the crowd pleaser as usual. 5/5 perfect score

i wasn’t sure whether i should even include this one. like is this a fucking lion or what? weak. get bill gates’s artsy garbage out of my sight. 0/5

perfectly acceptable boy. cuteness makes up for lazy gradient shading and unfortunate color palette. a bear i can get behind. 4/5

he’s shiny and he’s doing his best but i just cannot get over that mouth. who looked at this and though ‘yes these are a bear’s correct and actual proportions’ 2/5 why the long face

scheming. plotting. good colors, clean lines. i love this bear but i do not trust him. 3/5 he :3c

i just… dont know, my man. they made it just realistic enough to teeter on the edge of uncanny valley. that mouth. those eyes. this bear feels pain. free him. 1/5

the friendliest boy. the sweetest boy. the fluffiest boy. this bear is always welcome in my circle of friends. 5/5 another perfect boy

this one looks like some kind of weird dog but it’s not as bad as microsoft’s. i’ll give it a pass but it’s treading on thin ice. 3/5

highly superior execution of apple’s lumpy boy. clean lines. good face. i support this young man 4/5

this is such a rude portrayal of these sweet sweet boys. let him smile. let him know love. 1/5

out of my house 0/5

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*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

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You may think this is a Skyrim wiki but it’s actually the Massachusetts Legal Code

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Watching a christmas movie and I noticed that there are 2 Dragon Age cosplayers in it for no reason what so ever. WTF. LOL

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Trump’s inauguration musical lineup: DJ Ravidrums, 3 Doors Down, The Piano Guys, Tim Rushlow, Larry Stewart, Marty Roe, Toby Keith, Lee Greenwood, and Jackie Evancho.

Everybody: 

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President Obama’s 1st inauguration (2009)

musical lineup: Beyoncé, Mary J. Blige, Jon Bon Jovi, Garth Brooks, Sheryl Crow, Renée Fleming, Caleb Green, Josh Groban, Herbie Hancock, Heather Headley, Bettye Lavette, John Legend, John Mellencamp, Jennifer Nettles, Pete Seeger, Shakira, Bruce Springsteen, James Taylor, U2, Usher, will.i.am and Stevie Wonder.

recitations: Jack Black, Steve Carell, Rosario Dawson, Jamie Foxx, Tom Hanks, Samuel L. Jackson, Ashley Judd, Martin Luther King III, Queen Latifah, Laura Linney, George Lopez, Kal Penn, Marisa Tomei, Denzel Washington, Forest Whitaker and Tiger Woods.

kid’s event: Bow Wow, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Jamie Foxx, the Jonas Brothers, Queen Latifah and Usher

Bill Clinton’s 1st inauguration (1993)

musical lineup: Gerald Albright, Kathleen Battle, Tony Bennett, Ruben Blades, Michael Bolton, Michael Brecker, Mary-Chapin Carpenter, Ray Charles, Melissa Etheridge, Aretha Franklin, James Ingram, Ben E. King, Dave Koz, LL Cool J, Yo-Yo Ma, Bobby McFerrin, Gerry Mulligan, Kenny Rogers, Smokey Robinson, Diana Ross, David Sanborn, Sax Jam Group, Tom Scott, Jon Secada, Sounds of Blackness, Stephen Stills, Luther Vandross, Dionne Warwick, Grover Washington Jr, Kirk Whalum, Bebe & Cece Winans and Trisha Yearwood

recitations: Harry Belafonte, Ted Danson, Whoopi Goldberg, James Earl Jones, Jack Nicholson, Sidney Poitier.

kid’s event: Boyz II Men, Rosanne Cash, Clarence Clemmons, Celine Dion, Jay R. Ferguson,Emmylou Harris, Kenny Loggins, Mr. Rogers, the Muppets, Raffi, Vanessa Williams, the cast of Adventures in Wonderland and the cast of The Mickey Mouse Club