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amazoogle

this fucking guy i ran into today, total stranger, was being so weird and horribly rude to me for like no reason. he just started screaming at the top of his lungs and i was trying to tell him like, dude please shut the fuck up, not only is that shit just sooo annoying but it is actually true that exposure to loud noise like that for even short periods of time could slightly damage my hearing. and im very passionate about listening to music, so that's a huge deal for me

but he just wouldn't listen and kept getting louder. and then he started acting like i was his personal secretary or some shit and yelling at me to make a phone call for him. like, no dude, i don't work for you and i never would because you are like, crazy rude. secondly, i tend get anxious on phone calls with strangers. i wouldn't even know what to talk about. like what if we don't have anything in common. it would just get awkward and i dont like that feeling.

well, what does the person look like? if its a really hot girl with very big boobs then i might be willing to talk to them for you. because that would be soooo fucking sick. thats my favorite thing in the whole world. how hot are we talking and how big are the boobs.

but it was like a weird three digit phone number and he said he didn't know who would answer because its like a call center. but i should just do it cuz he needs an ambulance cuz he's bleeding out all over the sidewalk. and i'm like ok yeah you should prolly order a bucket and a mop too cuz that's disgusting. but i don't see why just because i ran you over with my car, on accident by the way, that now makes it my responsibility to do all your tedious little phone calls and crap.

my car was a little fucked up, and i had to back up over the guy to get out of there, but i just really needed to drive away then cuz at that point i really felt like goin to a museum. i heard theres lots of neat paintings in there and it turns out thats true

senatortedcruz

This is so beautiful

teleostuber

Liquidate the accounts

sexhaver

junglejim4322

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

secretdomme666

buying a tie for someone is viewed so casually which is confusing to me.... this is literally me collaring you? i bought this item whilst thinking of you and you are going to wrap it around your neck and wear it outside?? and if people at work ask about it, you'll tell them that i bought it, that i own you i can grab it and lead you around where i want, i bought it didn't i? it's mine, you're mine.