Shy Potatoe

Reclusive genderfluid ghost who bloges about GOOD Feminism, memes, political, inspiring, empowering, and very random shit. ♥

[triforce-princess]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey did I ever tell you how I got your blog blocked on my school’s laptops? Like tumblr isn’t blocked, but your account specifically is.

i have never until this moment been so profoundly pleased with the trajectory of my life & accomplishments

[onlyafewmoreheadaches-deactivat]

Okay so I saw people asking for the story so here you go.

So, we use our school laptops for EVERYTHING. So I was sitting in math class and we were supposed to be on one of those stupid math websites. Instead I was like “haha die” and went on tumblr. I went to your account, because I can. I didn’t want to log in because they can take your passwords and stuff you use to log in, and I obviously didn’t want them having my tumblr log in info. So I couldn’t go through my dash. Y’know. So, I was just scrolling through posts, and switching tabs when I saw the teacher. But like ten-ish minutes later she came up to me from behind, and the post on the screen was the one with the creepy ass fish. So, she jumped back and yelled “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” And immediately everyone looked over. I don’t really remember what I said after that, but over the next like week a few people asked what I was on, and I told them. Then a bunch of people started going to your account. Roughly two weeks after that, it was blocked. You are now known by kids in my grade as “The pink blob that made the teacher say fuck”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this fish?

[onlyafewmoreheadaches-deactivat]

While that is a beautiful creature, no.

That one

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i hope this story gets told at one of my funerals someday 

[alphalesbian]

[homuras]

*:･ﾟ✧ some spooky ghost types for halloween🎃

[sixpenceee]

An Antarctica ice core that shows years like “rings of a tree”, with a dark layer of volcanic ash that settled on the ice sheet approximately 21,000 years ago          

(Source)               

[localtiktoks]

This is from the Official Nickelodeon Tik Tok page..?

[localtiktoks]

I wasn’t joking.

[rosswoodpark]

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

[rosswoodpark]

IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?

[thatthinginyourshoe-deactivated]

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

[aesclepianbanshee]

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

[official-liberty-prime-deactiva]

I don’t like that get them out

[brattylikestoeat]

Okay…this is unsettling.

[daglout]

This post is actually my nightmare

[micaxiii]

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

[iridium-light]

#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)

[awellboiledicicle]

we all make jokes about humans being weird, and aliens finding them strange as hell but honestly we’re very creepy and strange creatures

[tealesbian]

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

[gahdamnpunk]

This is actually so messed up…Making African women use substandard hygiene products is absolutely ridiculous

[ororomunroedontpullout]

People are mad about them taking the female symbol off the package but are silent about this.

[thecollectibles]

Majora’s Mask Tribute parts 1-3 by Léo Chérel

[birdybomb]

Long Long Man >:3c

[sixpenceee]

A mask to block AI based Facial Recognition from all angles by Jip van Leeuwenstein                          

[bookcub]

Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

[antique-scarecrow]

very good content

[werewolf-cuddles]

Here’s a few I’ve accumulated over the years

[fairyofsomething]

Ah, some gold!

[glixbitch]

Omfg, a goldmine

[chaoticgouda]

@estheticallypleased

[evilyaoii]

[retrojezter]

[faebeebaby-deactivated20200509]

[fairyblue-alchemist]

This is a blessing look at all of these templates

[exyrpf]

[lastoneout]

Here’s some I made and some others I found!

[charlesoberonn]

Less than 80 days until the 2010s are over.

[smooththegoofyshark]

[below-z]

ガラルポニータゆめかわ〜

[severalowls]

Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup... well. the answer should be obvious.

[llleighsmith]

thankful for honeysuckles and roses and lavender