Disaster Bi

In this world it’s either yeet or be yeeten

[thexfiles]

i see it’s a Big Day Online for everyone who is using the same blog they made in 2011

[grave-gift]

[motion-pic]

Do all lovers feel they’re inventing something? I know the gestures. I imagined it all, waiting for you.

Portrait de la Jeune Fille en Feu/Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) dir. Céline Sciamma

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

idk who needs to hear this but when your english teacher asks you to explain why an author chose to use a specific metaphor or literary device, it’s not because you won’t be able to function in real-world society without the essential knowledge of gatsby’s green light or whatever, it’s because that process develops your abilities to parse a text for meaning and fill in gaps in information by yourself, and if you’re wondering what happens when you DON’T develop an adult level of reading comprehension, look no further than the dizzying array of examples right here on tumblr dot com

[thenatsdorf]

[transhumanesque-deactivated2020]

the fact that jellyfish are dumb as bricks instead of having a subtle intelligence as befits their elegant aesthetics is pretty funny actually

they could be these beautiful beings worthy of a deep respect but they're just fucking bags of slop

[kata4a]

oh like you’re not

[fireproofs]

dream job?

i simply do not dream of labor

[firefox-official]

love sleeping in guest bedrooms. they’re always just a Little off

[firefox-official]

blanket is tucked in too tight. headboard is too cold. fan is a little too loud. it’s incredible

[firefox-official]

lamp is just out of reach and it’s the only light in the room. the floor is carpeted but cold. it’s always 8 pm

[kevingetem]

I’m no longer on bad terms w/ anyone. I’m declaring it. Dislike me by yourself. I wish you the best.

[prison-mikes-bandana]

Paul rudd is so amazing!!!!!

[vodkassassin]

I’ve never seen this actual video

[ectoimp]

Context makes it more baffleing????????

[boobiwan]

insp

[cadaverofdays]

Darryl for most underappreciated character

[annabcth]

Well, then the droid does belong to you.

[thejgatsbykid]

Luke: the droid says he belongs to you

Obi Wan, who knows full well that is anakin’s fucking nightmare robot: i don’t recall

[simonbitdiddle]

Motherfucker doesn’t need to be Force sensitive to know that there’s Skywalker fuckery afoot when R2-D2 shows up. This is the gentle knock on the door before the Skywalker Drama Van unloads like a clowncar.

[sadiepickles]

The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company

[childlikemperor]

not to be gay but dont go wasting your emotion…. lay all your love… on me!!! dont go sharing your devotion… lay all your love ON ME!!!!!!!

[sebandmia]

[screenwriter]

indie spirit awards truly on another level…