Kawffee

Is there any point? Point to it pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee Non-Binary, Any Pronouns

[emvoes]

in another universe

[kawffey]

What if 'ads' were made to be this way to make us numb when actual important information is presented? We're so used to things being shoved in our faces that are 'just to sell us something' so we started ignoring it, and now we're numb when actual important factual information is presented to us?

[crepup]

I saw gay so I said gay

That’s not bullying, that’s an abustle observation

[kawffey]

[mx-capgras]

OH MY GOD????

[depsidase]

[chappixmustdie]

WILL WOOD AND WEIRD AL !!

+ bonus ww as a robot

[puncertainty]

a leap of faith !

[uninterestedemby]

They make me physically ill

[txttletale]

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

[the-pallid-princess]

adding @unidentifiedfuckingthing 's comment

[cloudabserk]

very loosely inspired by this drawing

[wavezies]

big fan of strattland being a little too comfortable in each others' space and weirding everyone else out completely straight-faced

[quietwingsinthesky]

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

[ceruleanheaven]

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[kawffey]

holy classic tumblr post on my feed

[punkitt-is-here]

i had a dream last night that there was a new deltarune character named krailey and it just looked like a weird knockoff of ralsei that danced in place like a peanuts character and it pissed ralsei off like crazy

[punkitt-is-here]

[punkitt-is-here]

does a stupid gay little dance that pisses everyone ralsei off

[punkitt-is-here]

[trashfishhh]

ok RUDE

[wayward-cryptid]

German shepherd Simon and red fox Grace

[wuggen]

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

[wuggen]

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

[fictionvssleep]

[veltroxx]

unexpected sounds can really shift your whole perception of a space.