Oh No

indecisive artist; occasional writer deep in the tumblr garbage

[kayanem]

Predictably, as a classics graduate and lover of adaptations, I fucking loved the Odyssey and I would like to especially commend them on their superb dog actor casting. Podencos! Perfect!

[kayanem]

ALSO since it’s after midnight and my dash is bugging me, it doesn’t matter that the Nobody bit isn’t there. It doesn’t matter! It’s an adaptation! The scene plays beautifully and adeptly highlights Odysseus’s flaws and cleverness whilst also tying into the ongoing thematic conversation about unreliable narration and memory, violence and brutality, guilt and grief, about how stories change and grow in the telling and recounting by people with their own agenda … I’m gonna throw you all in a fucking cheese bag to hang on the wall

[kayanem]

Predictably, as a classics graduate and lover of adaptations, I fucking loved the Odyssey and I would like to especially commend them on their superb dog actor casting. Podencos! Perfect!

[sleeper9]

I did it I made more 😅

[sunflowerbutch]

🥚

crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

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Voting ended onMar 31, 2024

[coughloop]

[leopardmask-ao3]

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

[great-and-small]

Now that’s what I call

[great-and-small]

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

[son-of-drogo]

I hate this site so much.

[jungwildeandfree]

and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.

If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.

[jungwildeandfree]

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.

[charl0ttan]

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

[catchymemes]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[emziess]

Hey! Who wants to play a game of the bean bag is lava! Lava! Lava! Lava!

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[str-ngeloop]

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

[gleafer]

Where’s my Widows Bay fans at???

[rpfisfine]

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

[kamillahn]

Andor - 'Welcome to the Rebellion' - S02E09

[homunculus-argument]

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

[misslucy21]

Middle of the year, too, given that it's July.

[leveragehunters]

I was watching Starships, as you do, and had the thought that surely someone must have made a similar style fanvid for horses.

Many fruitless searches later, I found myself here.

(Also on AO3)

[emyrys]

This is so good!!!!!!

(and Goliath!!!! <3 <3 <3 )

[kungfunurse]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you so much for thinking of me!

[swiftlark]

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

[zoestorm]

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and