Anything & Everything

hi um I have anxiety, a big heart, and plants that is all

[buttart]

sluggo!!

[buttart]

4 yrs later, Sluggo still doesn’t rlly know what names are, but he does come waddling over when i call him

[notanadult]

BABY

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

No thoughts. Head empty.

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[ilikethemwings]

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2008-2015 Honda Pilot

[animentality]

[dysfunctionalroomba]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[nociceptrix-deactivated20231104]

[lyledebeast]

I’ve been binging old episodes of My Cat from Hell on Youtube, and it’s informative about cats, but it’s also wildly entertaining for the human drama.  The best episodes are the ones with couples where it’s like:

Man: “Babe, it’s time to think about rehoming this cat …”

Woman: “i WILL BE DEAD BEFORE i REHOME THIS CAT!”

And Jackson is looking back and forth between them in utter dismay and then looking at the cat like “So, that’s why you hide in the litterbox.”

It is cinema!

[oak23]

i love the original frankenstein novel a normal amount

[oak23]

How can you read "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other" as a closeted teenager and not be changed on an atomic level because of it

[doityourselfbombs]

sorry guys knitting club is cancelled I've been transformed into a terrible beast and I'm going to eat the king.

[girlblocker]

what’s that old man going to do

[girlblocker]

what’s this other old man going to do

[nylarac]

[a-list-of-moods]

I want to make food. But then I remember the horrors.

(the horrors are doing the dishes)

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

[sentimental-apathy]

Did you hear about the dude who dipped his testicles in glitter???

[sentimental-apathy]

Pretty nuts

[yeahdragon]

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

[yeahdragon]

There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.

Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much

[hotvampireadjacent]

Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign

[teaboot]

They put anti-bird spikes on a church in my hometown, so the only place on the building where birds can sit is on the very top, on the cross. So the cross is now covered in bird shit

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

"In the house of a rich man there is nowhere to spit but his face" -that greek dude who lived in a barrel

[geniusoflove]

[geniusoflove]

here is solomon

[agnesmontague]

this post permanently became a fixture in my brain and i cannot get it out. the other day i was looking out the window to see the streets were damp from rain and thought "god has pet them wethands style"

[shorepine-deactivated20200923]

[primrosetta]

OBSESSED with the fact that there’s a redditor out there who calls themselves “PISS BOT” but carries themselves with the unflappable politeness of a confused Victorian gentleman. 

[antique-scarecrow]

the most beautiful stories repeat themselves over and over and over again, time weaving itself into a blanket to warm our beds

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Nebraska hasn't passed a bill this year thanks to mega-filibuster

Sen. Machaela Cavanaugh filibustered every bill in this year's session in opposition to a bill that would ban medical care for transgender y

Nebraska hasn’t passed a single bill this year because one lawmaker keeps filibustering in protest of an anti-trans bill: ‘I will burn this session to the ground’

Damn. I thought she was just gonna up and make a fuss and her swearing to protect trans kids was a bunch of empty words (again).

But no. She’s one-woman filibustering the entire Nebraska legislature into a complete standstill until they agree to protect the rights of trans kids.

She was 100% serious when she said she’d make it as painful for everyone as it is for trans kids. Gahddamn.

This is why small elections matter. She’s not a country wide senator or president or shit. She’s just a local official representing District 6 in Nebraska.

This is why the “smaller” elections between the presidential elections matter.

-fae

[mikkeneko]

#she’s also probably getting a lot of hate and being determined doesn’t mean this isn’t wearing on her#so if anyone in nebraska wants to throw a nice letter or phone call her way it would probably be worth the effort - Contact info here.

[bodyfeeling]

op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog

[zzoupz]

I know basically nothing about tarot cards but I absolutely need to make this a reality