Kaysta's Night

Extra posts, painful puns, nightblogging, and shitposting. 

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[tahthetrickster]

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[fyterx]

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[ouroborosorder]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

[grimeclown]

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

[faithschaffer]

[hamabee]

The Moon and Her Ocean

[thesituation]

insane how you can’t even bring up shaving on tumblr without getting inundated with people desperately justifying why they shave (nothing to do with the fact that they were afab and therefore forced to shave at an early age, it’s completely a free choice that has nothing to do with their upbringing of course) or acting like they’re an oppressed class for shaving their whole body. like you guys are such losers jesus christ get over yourself & learn to scroll past posts that you dont relate to. i do it all the time! you can too^_^

[donteventry-itdude]

it’s so funny bc my mom is like why do you shave and i’m like bc sometimes my leg hair starts feeling like little bugs and i get scared

[mintykiwi]

if you grow it out enough it stops feeling like bugs and starts feelig fuzzy fuzzy cute cute

[donteventry-itdude]

yea it’s been like 6-7 months since i’ve last shaved my legs now it doesn’t feel like bugs anymore 😂 it keeps me warm

[mintykiwi]

67

[thesituation]

67🔥

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[gerrysherry]

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[yanguang]

cow tools real..

[cloudabserk]

everyone has to be nice to him

[nookisms]

Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

[nookisms]

[paddysnuffles]

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

[ailithnight]

[doomedmutual]

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!

no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.

you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

#actual advice: switch to self-aggrandizing humor #have the biggest ego in the world even if it's fake #does wonders

as the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world, I can confirm this

[hardgockcafe]

Self aggrandizing humor saves lives. I’m an authority on this since I’m legitimately the coolest girl in the world.

[only-tiktoks]

[justgarb]

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

[torchickentacos]

Prev tags via @lostlegendaerie because I am LOSING IT at this

[randomencounters]

Encounter: “hi, I’m Guy Faerie, welcome to the Flavor Forest on Dungeons Dragons & Drive-Ins”