Blurbs From Head Which Don't Fit

Basically Just Short Burst of Words Which Won't Fit In Anything Else

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[imokube-deactivated20240203]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[dwarvenchords]

lol here's the full bryce-bryan pic

and it somehow answers none of my questions

[miketownsends]

the Pen at T-Mobile Park during a day game is genuinely my favorite place on earth

[dwarvenchords]

do you think they’ve explored each others bodies

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[stephanisoejono]

happy new year -------------_--------------------

[calamity-aims]

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

I still can't get over vladdy making bo tip his cap. like he's fully head down, face blank, trying to politely acknowledge the fanbase while moving on with his at bat and then he locks eyes with sir mimes-a-lot over at first and suddenly he's all bashful smurf expressing genuine happiness as if it wasn't like pulling teeth to get this kind of emotion out of him for the last seven years.

[virgozzzsworld]

via skyedomie on x

bo and andrés hugging an emotional ernie

its all love ❤️ 🥹

[sailyourshipsaroundme]

Sportsnet is doing a whole dead wife montage of Bo and Vladdy where they're somehow both the dead wife

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

the fact that we got this smile from him is also making me tear up like I can count on one hand the number of times bo bichette has genuinely smiled like that on the baseball field and I don't even need all five fingers

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[thefantasticfivestros]

Aww 🧡 old friends 🥺

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

two of my favorite mariners

(source: @ matilda.munozz on instagram)

[krushing]

BRYAN WOO & CAL RALEIGH & that endless 4th inning vs the pirates

[memecucker]

[ottisbuns]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[tmobilepark]

the stretchers. the warmers-up