Most Definitely Totally Normal About It

She/her. Look if it’s queer media, I’m probably interested.

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[shubbabang]

[veritable-fool]

“im probably nonbinary but idrc about that bc i have a job rn” skill issue detective eddie redcliffe hardlaunched she/they pronouns in the middle of getting accused of murdering their ex-partner by their current partner #goals

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[hgedits]

Eva Stratt:

[geekysteven]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[thecrowsteeth]

Due to a tragic lack of fanart for The Last Binding trilogy, I am contributing to the cause with this portrait of Edwin Courcey and a guide light ✨

For real though where is everyone please find me 😭

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

[monstermonger]

oops I was told you can only see the photo if you have a bsky account, so here's a screenshot of it!

[quelmdn]

"The image was damascened, as beaten metal. He was reading."

(That small crumb of bookish Laurent from book 1)

[sarakipin]

Anything to walk on land 🔪 2021

[only-cat-memes]

[traggalicious]

Wait this is literally a bomb ass drawing of that one post,,,

This one

I love it it’s perfect

[willjulep]

Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

[ariaste]

[you-need-not-apply]

Bro I just nearly fucking died

[you-need-not-apply]

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

[you-need-not-apply]

Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

[epistleii]

is this accurate

[you-need-not-apply]

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

[dancinbutterfly]

I can never leave here

[tanoraqui]

rereading the Last Binding trilogy, and it’s great how there’s a specific moment when Hawthorn thinks of Maud, “lol she’s shaped like a commanding officer”, accidentally internalizes that thought, and is completely incapable of un-internalizing it for the rest of the books. Yes, he is showing up whenever summoned to use his lordly influence to get this girl out of Situations. No, he also does not know how he got here or why he’s doing this. Society(TM) thinks they’re sleeping together, but unfortunately she’s entirely a lesbian and his ex is effectively her brother-in-law, and moreover that would violate the chain of command.

[stochastic-shieldmaiden]