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im kt and i was born in 1998 and my social security number is

[toasthaste]

can someone tell me what this picture in this airbnb could possibly be other than some sort of angel presenting their asshole to the viewer

[spraxinoscope]

Rorschach test, final level, legendary difficulty

[throatoftheworld]

Tauremorna Black-Forest Swords by David DelaGardelle

[kaylmao]

im on a food diet. i food i eat it

[4-0-doublenatural]

Always thinking about Klinger casually handing Hawkeye a Life Magazine with pictures of Maine and acting like it's no big deal it was just lying around while Hawkeye gushes about how wonderful it is getting to see home and immediately going to show it off to BJ.

And Hawkeye learning Klinger traded that magazine for a giant Lebanese salami. A taste from his home because he knew how much Hawkeye would love those pictures of Maine.

Klinger and Hawkeye and their mutual understanding of what home means to each other.

[akajustmerry]

friend sent me an Instagram reel yesterday with 1000s of likes that was basically like "pride and prejudice is timeless actually because it's about an autism romance 🥰" and then the creator proceeded to cite moments in the book and film where Lizzie and Darcy are "socially awkward" and....listen. I'm far from an Austen scholar, but I have taught Austen novels as an educator and this kind of psycho-pop analysis that views characters as individuals with autonomy over their actions, rather than tools in a story written at a particular time to say something about that time, pisses me off more than I can say without sounding like an asshole. I'm sorry but Darcy isn't rude and awkward and even cruel to Lizzie because he has autism, he says and does those things because he's a wealthy upper class land owning man raised to see a middle class woman from a large family with no male heirs like Elizabeth as inherently beneath him which he expresses to her multiple times because it is socially acceptable for him to do so in a society where someone like him is privileged above almost all others. He is "socially awkward" around her because of misogyny and classism (PREJUDICE) and she is "socially awkward" around him because a woman of her standing at that time simply wouldn't have had much to do with the gentry but to actually push back against the shit that Darcy says would be social suicide for her whole family so she protests the only way she can which is refusing his advances (PRIDE). not to be the "context collapse is the death of media literacy" guy. But this is the problem with the kind of head empty, let people enjoy things, if I can't relate to it what's the point type crowd. Youse think you're being so quirky justifying incoherent and anachronistic interpretations with your rampant individualism, ensuring that other people never confront anything that challenges them in these stories like patriarchal misogyny and classism. Pride and Prejudice becomes an "autism4autism romance", completely undermining the historical context of its status as one of the great social satires about the class and gender politics that Austen so expertly observed around her. This attitude is why we have nonsensical historical dramas that actively hate history like fucking edgy bdsm "Wuthering Heights", Bridgerton, The Buccaneers, and even a 2025 Frankenstein movie where the monster is just misunderstood and does no wrong uwu etc. because individual relatability and catharsis is king over anything actually saying anything about anything now. Everything is relatable and nothing is meaningful.

[dogpuppy]

[kiacel]

marty fuckin hated his kids

[kiacel]

so did frasier tbh

[kiacel]

marty fuckin hated his kids

[i-survived-that]

ID: A youtube comment with 11 likes by Niceone, it says "I've lived 46 years without knowing this. How nice of life to save some of the best bites for later." End ID.

Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.

[phinarei]

It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.

[dogpuppy]

You have to stop what you’re doing and watch these reels with me…

[imverylucky]

IF I GO CRACY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME Ooper Eats 🍔🪦

[a-large-pillar-of-salt]

[teratocrat]

all humanity should live in one big mound of hexagonal concrete cells writhing and squirming over each other and we would chew up clay and powdered rocks to make more concrete to build the mound bigger

[sandmandaddy69]

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[death-420]

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

[sillysayaka]

dear dire

[kiacel]

going to a second location alone with someone i’ve never hung out with before with no cell service on sunday near a body of water should i cancel

[kiacel]

nooo i got ghosted 😢