Kichterlette

27, she/her, germany. mostly hp and marauders plus some other fandoms fuck jkr

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

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[beardedmrbean]

[thememedaddy]

[river-of-wine]

Hades gives Orpheus a trial he knows he himself could never succeed at, but it isn’t just that Hades knows he would turn around. Hades has been failing this trial every single year. He shows up too early. He turns too soon. He is so full of doubt that even the natural order of the world, that Persephone will return to him, is not something he can trust. Hades would fail the trial he has given Orpheus, and he already has. All alone, his blood runs thin.

[lethotep]

It's important to have at least two blorbos that fit into specific roles in your life

The blorbo you can look to in hard times, and ask yourself what they would do in a situation, and draw motivation from them on how to be better and stronger!

The blorbo you can look to in hard times, and remind yourself that no matter what happens, you probably aren't going to fuck your shit up as much as they did even if you actively tried

[kichterlette]

I may be burnt out, but at least I'm not Percy Weasley

[ghostisredacted]

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

[brawlite]

honestly sometimes there's no better feeling than rereading a fic you've written and coming out of it going, "yeah that actually this DOES slap. exactly what i wanted to read. fucking nailed it."

[kichterlette]

Music shuffle poem

I wasn't tagged, but this sounds fun.

Rules:

Put your music player on shuffle

The first lines of twenty songs = a poem; the first line of the twenty-first song is the title

There ain’t no words for the song I’m trying to write

It’s not the way she looks at you Help me polarize Six on the second hand I put on a play in my old house

Sometimes when I’m mad Mama, we all go to hell Please picture me in the trees Powered by the Eye of Harmony

I kissed someone, it wasn’t you I told you I was looking for some empathy You say there’s so much you don’t know Made a wrong turn, once or twice

Singing oah I was twenty-four years old You go and you do this, honey I don’t want to let go

I had my first crush in season two Sing me to sleep When you try your best Six schools in six years

some of this makes zero sense, but I like verse two and three. I swear I did not make the title up, it was genuinely the 21st song :D okay, fair enough, I did skip every non-English song, because you'd have 10 random German and two Dutch lines in there and just ... no. Also how did we get both dodie and chameleon circuit twice?? I have like one album each!

Tagging all mutuals and everyone who thinks this looks like fun. Just do it, just like me. You can say I tagged you if it feels awkward :D

[sunny-therapy]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[kichterlette]

The Crows as Teachers

Wylan - the approachable one. Subjects are of course math, chemistry and music. His favourite one is music and he leads at least two choirs. The teacher who is always dressed comfortably, always seems to have time for you, always relaxed and not strict at all, but somehow you learn a ton with them. Learning with Mr. Hendriks is fun. He makes sure that every student feels welcome and that they know they can always come to him with any problem (they do).

Kaz - the scary one. Subjects are politics and history. Incredibly competent in the classroom, can answer every single question ever asked. Students do not dare to approach him outside the lesson though. There are rumors. Everyone's on time for his class, everyone has done their homework. You do not cross Mr. Brekker. Once a year out of nowhere he pulls the most elaborate heist for which you need everything you have ever learned in his class. You don't know when it'll happen. There are bets about what it'll be this year. Noone ever predicts it and when it happens, it is the most memorable day of your entire school time.

Nina - the fun one. Teaches various languages and runs the school library. Easily persuaded by students into any shenanigans. Coaxes them against her colleagues. Regularly gets into bets with them, gives out dares to make Mr. Brekker say something or prank Mr. Helvar, gives out stickers for the winners. Most of her lesson is just chit-chat or spontaneous excursions to the outdoors to proof a stupid silly point someone made. Students are shook when they find out how scarily skilled she is and not only is she fluent in 6 languages but apparently has military training and broken a man's neck with her pinky once??

Matthias - the strict one. Teaches PE/sports and history. Also religion, if that exists as a subject where you live. The opposite of Mrs Zenik. No fun there. Super high expectations. Hands out bad grades like it's Christmas if you do not perform well. Students can NOT believe it when they find out that he's married to Mrs Zenik. He does not understand their confusion. Yes, I'm her husband, what's there to laugh about? Now get back to running if you want to get anywhere in life.

Inej - the cool one. PE/sports and hosts a bunch of extracurriculars in self-defense and fighting. Mad respect from students just from how competent she is. Rather strict, but in a way that everyone knows she cares about your success and well-being. Will demonstrate an exercise again, explain every detail until you feel safe enough to do it, encourages students to grow above themselves, always reminds them to check their safety first. If you get praised my Miss Ghafa ... you have earned that. Everyone knows she's married to Mr Brekker. Noone dares to ask about it. It makes sense and it makes her a whole league more intimidating.

Jesper - not actually a teacher. Just always there. Known only as "Mr. Hendriks husband". Referred to himself as his trophy wife once and it stuck. He loves it. Students love to ask him about gossip on the other teachers and trying to figure out if what he's telling is true or not. Absolute oversharer. Is like the school's service dog.

Needless to say, the fact that all of them are friends and sometimes you see them all gathered at the waffle place ... it never stops to baffle their students. Oh and only wait until they find out that their loving, soft-spoken Mr. Hendriks is the richest man in town and owner of the van Eck business and apparently there are rumors about the disappearance of Jan van Eck years ago.

[action-and-echo]

I will object to the fact that Jesper is left out even if it’s brilliantly funny. He’s literally the most educated of them all. Would he be a terribly organised teacher? …no. But I always hate addiction or ADHD stopping him from being treated as much like an adult as his friends/family…as it for some reason did at the end of canon. Put him in, coach.

I think he’d teach sciences. He’d be the fun labs and projects teacher that never seems to have a normal class but actually leaves an impression on the kids.

I also. Am inspired. And now want to write the equivalent of an Abbott Elementary SOC au lmao-

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

crows crying type

kaz - he's solid. no crying. but when he does he doesn't know how and his voice cracks and his shoulders shake gently until he's fully sobbing. only ever next to inej. doesn't look like he's been crying when he's done.

inej - tears elegantly dripping down her face, minimal shoulders shaking, really quiet. you don't know she's crying until she comes out and says hi with red eyes and a sad face.

jesper - EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE. you don't see jesper cry very often but when you do it gets you. you join in with jesper crying. tears and snot and sobbing and gasping breaths. it's really depressing. it's infectious. i'm a very big fan of the way kit young portrays it actually.

wylan - starts out slow with deep breaths and a lump in his throat and then snot drips out his nose and then tears start falling and it usually ends up in hyperventilating

matthias - he cries at everything tbh. after he unlearns toxic masculinity, he is SOBBING at literally anything that comes his way. tears in his eyes at all times. but when it's serious, he's really snotty and sniffly and not many actual tears fall.

nina - she also cries at everything but most of her tears are happy tears because she has so much joy and whimsy in her life. when she sad cries it's usually only with inej and they cuddle and she sobs into inej's shoulder

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[petemcvries23]

the natural lifespan of a fandom is unlimited. when well tended a fandom can be functionally immortal. and yet everywhere you look you see newly bred fandoms withering and dying when they’re barely a year old. barely even six months old. fans are looking at their six month old fandoms and saying i think it’s on its last legs, should i euthanise it? when with the proper care that fandom could outlive them for decades. it’s sad. sad state of affairs we’re in.

[ylfa-snorgelssons]

wait i just realized how funny that everyone just calls the tardis 'the tardis' as if that's its name. yes hello this is my car it's my sentient best friend its name is The Car

[thegunfighters]

was explaining missing episode reconstructions to someone the other day and i basically said "there's some episodes that are missing because the bbc threw out the tapes so only the audio and some still photos exist and if you want to watch that episode you have to watch a reconstruction which is basically a glorified powerpoint presentation with the original audio underneath basically trying to replicate what the episode probably looked like" and they said "wow that's really cool that people reconstructed them like that so you can still experience the story even without the original video" and you know what? they were completely right, that is so fucking cool. i think we take reconstructions for granted in this fandom and they are actually so awesome and it's such an interesting part of our community. like obviously it would be nice if we still had all the original episodes and didn't need reconstructions but still, it's a really unique and cool thing we have as doctor who fans

[tumblerislovetumblerislife]

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