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theo // 25 // leo // they/them pronouns // really shitty memory there's really no rhyme or reason to this blog, i just kind of hit reblog whenever i find something i find aesthetically pleasing or that makes me laugh or i feel is important. so, like. yeah.

[charlesoberonn]

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

[charlesoberonn]

This is exactly what I’m talking about.

[evilscientist3]

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

[thyrell]

i odnt think thats true one of my friends is a taurus and hes fine with gay people

[normal-horoscopes]

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED "Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]

[butchscientist]

:3 is a genuinely cute emote everyone just got too brainwashed by 2012 anti-scene cringe culture to appreciate it. if you disagree with this no you don't :3

[mayakern]

how do you know if someone truly loves you if they were Bound by blood to serve you? how do you love someone when time and again they have barred you from making your own decisions? and how do you make two stubborn assholes get over themselves for long enough to admit that they love each other - and, just as importantly, you?

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[funnytwittertweets]

[neb-art-zeke]

This is how I got most of my Critical Mission Failures during my Insanity playthrough 😂

[mcsiggy]

Small himbo

[lightningstrikes-art]

Living Legacy

[ordinaryredtail]

The kestrel shuffle! Gotta keep them eggs warm!

Source: Nest Box Live

[deathsmallcaps]

(My experience with broody birds is chickens) Why does she do that? Is she having trouble keeping all the eggs under her? Or does she not pluck her breast to expose her skin to the eggs for more warmth?

[ordinaryredtail]

Yep, birds of prey usually also pluck a brood patch! Shes doing it to rotate and reposition the eggs under her to keep them all warm.

[raeseddon]

Best quality: her mama wiggles

[owl-song]

I am no kind of bird expert, but I think it’s mama AND papa wiggles? At 0:06 and 0:41 that is definitely a different bird.

[ordinaryredtail]

Yes, the gray headed bird is the male!

[wadebae]

[vadergf]

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" bro hes an original. hes one of the blueprints. this isnt new, this is just a revival

[aewm]

me in the group chat:

[patrocles]

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

[dickslapthestate]

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

[shittysawtraps]

hello dr stapleton. you have successfully guided my mother through the process of giving birth to me. now, if you fail the task at hand, it will directly result in me giving death to you. in front of you is my crib, and, next to that, a small bottle of infant formula

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[tokugou]

and  i  shall  be  the  wolf who  dines  upon  wolves, the  sheep  upon  sheep, the  man  upon  men  —

—  out of spite  //  m.a.w

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[eroscestlavie]

every time i watch this when the reveal hits and he starts dancing i’m like “oh ok that ain’t a big deal he’s just another celeb doing a gimmick” but somehow by the end of this video without fail i am filled with respect for him and zendaya for being like…a powerful gen z couple who both give off chaotic bisexual vibes 

i think it’s the irreverence with which he splashes the water 

[feistyfrank]

that was a classic that was a classic

[thelovelylights]

It’s a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift

[professorsparklepants]

He’s trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someone’s basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.

[egg690]

I FOUND IT!!

[dailydruddigon]

Oh hey a big bad dragon.. sure would be a shame if.. a fairy came by ⌒°(❛ᴗ❛)°⌒

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