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[m86-deactivated20171116]

queen of snatching wigs

[surprisebitch]

“go bleach your roots creep!” this read

[pinkfiazco]

oh damn.

[sonseulsoleil]

that time Andy Samberg explained that Holt being gay isn’t a joke

[sonseulsoleil]

I’m really glad this post has gotten a lot of notes.

[fieldbears]

I am so in love with how fucking annoyed Andy looks when he makes himself laugh

[my-cat-said-no]

There are plenty of jokes about him being gay. They just aren’t ridicule. Every time he has to pretend to he attracted to women, he can only think of “heavy breasts” as an attractive trait. His husbands parents “think I turned him gay with my magic genitalia.” We can’t forget “are you really pulling the gay card right now?” *deadpan* “yas queen”

This interviewer doesn’t think those are jokes, because what he really wants to see is homophobia

[sempervera]

In this house we Stan (1) Andy and his uncomfortable non verbal facial expressions

[toshio]

y’all remember when avatar kyoshi did THAT?

[mrbenibo]

Team Avatar: Kyoshi isn’t a killer

Kyoshi:

[iggycamdon]

[thispageisold]

Acting, motherf***er.

[heartofalifer]

what was this movie even 

[eddiemoonson]

A cinematic masterpiece.

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

oh, and:

[bifca]

[ittybittytatertot]

all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

[oglegoggle]

The X-Men are really gay.

[weirdfishlittlepond]

The x-men have always been super gay.

[pandalandalopalis]

the x-men are literally an allegory for gay people

[jortbort]

You know why I absolutely loved Birds of Prey? Gotham. So many of the recent movies set in that city have tried to make it all broody and dark, but there are regular people. Living their lives. Sure, their lives are fucking i n s a n e, like carry around a gas mask every day in case someone gases your building i n s a n e, but still. Like, Harley Quinn walking down the street and no one giving a shit? THAT’S WHAT I WANT. People willing going to a supervillain’s club because it’s a good club? YES PLEASE! There’s only so much batshit bullshit you can take until it just becomes normal, and if you want to tell me people in Gotham are still freaked out by Harley Quinn just, being on a public roller derby team? you’re wrong.

[notbomb]

Gotham is like Las Vegas getting stuck exactly in-between it's "run by the Mafia" and "time for all the over-the-top whacky themed casinos" phases, with more costumed lunatics, and even less people giving a single fuck about if they're accidentally friends with a crime boss until it's a problem for them personally.

[sixpenceee]

Microburst dumping thousands of gallons of rain on a city at once. Link

[and-away-she-goes]

I would love to be standing right under that 😂😂

[amayavittori]

That’s like the sky equivalent to walking on a sidewalk and a car zooms by at just the right moment where it hits a deep puddle that spashes everywhere and drenches exactly one whole side of you

[catsbeaversandducks]

“This is Lazuli (her sister is named Lapis) and she is so obsessed with sinks that we had to buy one for her to use as a cat bed. When it’s hot she rarely leaves it.”

Photos/text by Madge Rucker 

[catchymemes]

[mdintraining]

I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who has trouble remembering developmental milestones. I put these together, but can’t take credit for any of the photography. Hope someone finds them helpful!

[thelastpilot]

This is very useful to me i have absolutely no gauge for how old children are and what they can typically do at what ages

[johncribati]

I’ve been on Tumblr too long I was definitely expecting this to turn into some existentialist meme

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you

Recognize parents

Hold head up when lying on belly

Sit with trunk support

Laugh

Transfer objects to hand

Respond to name and babble

“mama” “Dada”

Separation anxiety

3-4 Block tower

Kick ball

Begin potty training

Jump

75% understandable

Know age and gender

Identify colours

Draw a square

Dresses self and ties shoelaces

Writes letters and copies a triangle

[incorrectfandomquotesjz]

I am all baby milestones as part from “75% understandable”

[sakura-haruka]

#The perfect egg sandwich.

[thenatsdorf]

Please throw. (press play to hear sweet, pleading mews)

[with-practice]

wilddd

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Shut the fuck……

[fandomshateblackpeople]

[homotology]

[kyloren]

That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying As you wish, what he meant was, I love you. And even more amazed was the day she realised she truly loved him back.

The Princess Bride 1987 | dir. Rob Reiner

[divorceddadrock]

[daethnotes]

Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

[occasionaloranges]

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

[occasionaloranges]

They really just went and DID THAT

(gifs from @baawri)

[queer-cosette]

they did all of that