King

“It’s not very smart to piss off a guy who thinks about killing people for a living.” — Will Graham

[baraphalloplastyclinic-deactiva]

Hey guys something fucking bad happened

KOSA/the kids online safety act has been reintroduced into legislature after it passed Senate last year and then got snubbed. It is not unlike the bill that just passed in the UK a few weeks ago. If you don't want what happened in the UK to happen here, now would be a good time to vocally oppose it.

Here is a petition that can be signed by Americans. Attached to the petition is an easy tool that allows you to call and leave messages for your representatives. I have already done so. You can also email your representatives by searching for their name, most have message submission boards as well. This thing died once, it can die again.

Please sign/share the petition and contact your representatives.

[spiderh0rse]

@i-add-sources

[i-add-sources]

What to Know About the Kids Online Safety Act

What to know about the bipartisan Kids Online Safety Act, which has been reintroduced and has a second chance.

Kids Online Safety Act - Wikipedia

The bill was reintroduced May 2025 by sen. Blumenthal.

This is true

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[shed-some-light]

reminders for today:

if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.

if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.

mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.

if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.

if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.

if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.

your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.

did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. it was a miscarriage if anyone asks.

in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.

this is all i can think of at the moment, but i’ll be adding on to this as the day continues.

we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.

[riggedbones-moving]

my mouse is. dying

[riggedbones-moving]

@liquidstar i’m afraid taking him somewhere will make it worse… whenever he moves he makes a depressed little cry that sounds a lot like the windows disconnecting noise

[liquidstar]

OH. ILL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN I GUESS.

[thealgerian]

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

[flagellant]

:/ The next time you think it’s okay to be nonbinary, remember the cost. We are killing our planet 😔

[beannewpage]

Wtf. No, be who you are. This doesn’t define you.

[lindsaysblue]

I offer some context

[solitarelee]

that context was DESPERATELY needed thank you

[saying-odd-shit]

just blocked somebody for characterizing jason todd as dumb/not well read. peace achieved

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[kingofthecrewmates]

To all the supporters of Palestine 🙏

We still need less than 1350€ to reach our short term goal of 50% ‼️

Your donations are important for our survival

Please help me reach our goal as soon as possible 🙏

We appreciate your help ❤️🙏

of course, and as much as i can’t personally donate, i will keep you and your family in my prayers for all of your safety, along with also sharing your message 🙏

[kingofthecrewmates]

Hello 👋, I hope you're doing well..

My name is Mahmoud, and I'm a 17-year-old from Gaza. The ongoing war has devastated my city, destroyed my school, and made daily life incredibly challenging.

Despite these hardships, I'm determined to continue my education and build a better future. I've been given a chance to study abroad, but I need help to cover the costs of leaving Gaza, as well as living expenses and other essentials abroad once the crossing opens.. 🙏

If you can, please consider donating or sharing, your kindness can truly make a difference, and thanks for your time. ❤🍉

https://gofund.me/bd3ccf0b 🔗

as much as i unfortunately can’t myself donate, of course i’ll share so that hopefully someone else might be able to instead.

[mothermishy]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[abracazabka]

[feralrookie]

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

[prismatic-bell]

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

[teaboot]

This makes me so happy

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

everytime you reblog this tumblr gets gayer

[weavemama]

PLEASE BE CAREFUL FOR ANYONE WHO USES “BLUEBUFFALO” FOR THEIR DOGS!!

[itsalburton]

@k9kesi

[indirispeaks]

And cats.  Blue Buffalo killed @sidneystrange ‘s cat.

[sidneystrange]

THIS THIS THIS!!

I’ve been telling everyone I know for YEARS not to buy Blue Buffalo.

This is the short story:

A few years ago I took my sick cat, Ankh, to the vet. The vet and vet tech asked what I fed her. I told them Blue Buffalo. They looked like I had just told them I fed her razor blades and cyanide. They diagnosed her with pancreatitis and said that nearly all of the cats they’d been seeing lately with pancreatitis were being fed Blue Buffalo.  They gave her medicine and sent her home.  Two days later she had a seizure and died right in my arms. 

The day after she died Hannibal started displaying the same symptoms she had so I panicked hard and took him to the vet.  Got the same meds and the same diagnosis.  Luckily Hannibal survived.

I wish Ankh had survived. She was only ten and the best cat I’ve ever had. Literally the best and five years later I still cry when I think about her.

FUCK BLUE BUFFALO.

[k9kesi]

I don’t know the full story behind the tweets above, but a Google search shows there HAVE been several recalls regarding this brand, especially in 2016. I would absolutely avoid as it is not worth the risk.

[taigas-den]

@ladycyon

[espikvlt]

Good god thank you so much for sharing this because I’ve lately been considering switching to this brand cus it’s supposed to be so much better than all the others but good god what the hell.

[daxondax]

I worked in a vet for a little while and I shit you not, when a dog came in with constant diarrhea they were always eating Blue Buffalo. We changed the food and the dog got better every time. Blue Buffalo is garbage food and never feed it to your pets.

[the-lowz-of-highz]

I’ve never heard of this brand but I love my dog with all of my heart and I’d be broken if I ever accidently fed her this and got her sick (people give me different dog food to try all the time). I’d hate for anyone else to lose their pet also.

[angelbabyspice]

um?? what the fuck? holy FUCK my boyfriend and I were just about to start feeding our cat blue buffalo omg

[merodygirl]

Wft really?? Im never going to buy that killer food!! Praying for your pets!

[kyller-biis-deactivated20180114]

I’m so glad I know this, I’d be heartbroken if my dog died

[transbrotherhood]

not trans related, but i have like no followers and this needs a wide audience

[huskofyourself]

blue buffao has had many recalls for reasons including:

- salmonella

- mold

- aluminum

- melamine

- toxic levels of vitamin d

- propylene glycol

please share this with any pet owners you know, this is extremely important

[omgwhatsittoyou]

Reblogged August 2019

[spiirals]

please reblog if you can to spread the word!

[fairyofsomething]

I have just become a cat mom and for the love of everything protect them!

[luckys-horseshoe-deactivated202]

KEEP THE GOOD BOYS AND GIRLS SAFE!!!

[kaijuno]

[halfricanloveyou]

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

[meatmobile]

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

[spiderworries]

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

[spiderworries]

ok y’all it’s LITERALLY taken from the “wizard pondering his orb” image

it’s an orb. 

[spiderworries]

ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and it’s cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.

so

[0kkvlt]

No it isn't that's from 1993 you fucking poseur, it's from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I'm SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG

[witchsfists]

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[the-therapist-is-ace]

What the-

[isaiahomega]

From Russia, with Nudes

[catgirlfingies]

Reblog if think trans people are neato

[catgirlfingies]

Reblog if think trans people are neato