Welcome to the Sad Ruins of Kinky Town!

This place is funky, sexy, shippy and [was] much more NSFWish than initially anticipated. Don't take us too seriously.

[alphacrone]

petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"

[kragehund-est]

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

[slavicafire]

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

[slavicafire]

which is to say rather taken aback and slightly worried

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[zanephillips]

Pedro Pascal in Narcos 1x02

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[queersatanic]

“kink belongs at pride” - tired, desiccated, queerphobic discourse

“make the golf course a public sex forest” - thriving, vibrant, moves the conversation forward

[toasthaste]

finally golf courses can actually contribute something to our society

[jonmacnl2]

Bought this postcard in Provincetown back in the 80’s!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[kinky-town]

(via viceindustries, viceindustries)

[ohyeahpop]

Bruce Springsteen (Detail 1), 1992 - Ph. Herb Ritts

[swarnpert]

stigmata handjobs probably feel so good

[douvaqueenmarieheard-deactivate]

Fetish - Sitophilia by Steven Klein

[t-800]

MICHAEL MANDO as NACHO VARGA

Better Call Saul (2015-2022) ‘Rock and Hard Place’ — 6.03

[artschoolglasses]

The Martyrdom of St Sebastian, Andrea Vaccaro, 1640

[deathandsensuality-archive-deac]

romance can be horrific and the horrific can be romantic btw. hope this helps.

[otherwindow]