Moving to fuckmetender

she/her | 20 | sapphic | primarily submissive | cismen don't interact | 18+ only this is the more tame of my two porn blogs, the second is fuckmetender

[kinkyoffmain]

Went to a life drawing session at a local sec club tonight bc life is beautiful despite it all

[workingclasshistory]

On this day, 14 October 1977, anti-gay crusader Anita Bryant was “pied” in the face by Thom Higgins, a gay rights activist. Bryant, who was already well-known as a singer, led Save Our Children, a homophobic campaigning group which successfully overturned legal protections for LGBT+ people in Dade County, Florida. Bryant had declared about homosexuality: “I will lead such a crusade to stop it as this country has not seen before.” After being pied, Bryant burst into tears and began praying. Bryant was also brand ambassador for Florida orange juice, which then became subjected to a mass boycott campaign. Gay bars replaced screwdrivers (vodka and orange juice cocktails) with “Anita Bryants” – made with vodka and apple juice, with the profits donated to the campaign. Bryant’s lucrative orange contract subsequently lapsed and her marriage failed, which caused her to be ostracised by some Christian fundamentalists who did not approve of her divorce. Later in life, Bryant’s homophobic views softened, and she stated she was “more inclined to say live and let live”. In 1998, Dade County reintroduced legal protections for LGBT+ people, and efforts by Christian groups to overturn them failed. We’ve produced a number of podcasts about LGBT+ history, you can check them out here: https://workingclasshistory.com/tag/lgbtq/ https://www.facebook.com/workingclasshistory/photos/a.1819457841572691/2109212745930531/?type=3

[angstbotfic]

Happy Anita Bryant Got Pied Day Eve!

[foone]

Merry Piemas, everyone.

[leporellian]

anyone remember that book by the curious george authors abt the transgender kangaroo

[leporellian]

:)

[llleighsmith]

‼️ my recreation textbook said prison abolition now!

[planeoftheeclectic]

[Image id: Figure from Power, Promise, Potential, and Possibilities of Parks, Recreation, and Leisure.

What Recreators Can Do

It costs approximately $30,000 to incarcerate a juvenile offender for one year. If that money were available to Parks and Recreation, we could do the following:

Take him swimming twice a week for 24 weeks,

And give him four tours of the zoo, plus lunch,

And enroll him in 50 community center programs,

And visit the nature center twice,

And let him play league softball for a season,

And tour the gardens at the park twice,

And give him two weeks of tennis lessons,

And enroll him in two weeks of day camp,

And let him play three rounds of golf,

And act in one play,

And participate in one fishing clinic,

And take a four-week pottery class,

And play basketball eight hours a weeks for 40 weeks,

After which we could return to you: $29,125 and one much happier kid.

Reprinted, by permission, from E. O’Sullivan, 1999, Setting a course for change (National Recreation and Park Association).

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[depsidase]

[fried-berries]

[ajosieee]

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[two-of-them-tournament]

TWO OF THEM TOURNAMENT

Round 2

Merry Brandybuck and Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings)

Finn and Jake (Adventure Time)

Voting ended onMar 22, 2023

[two-of-them-tournament]

THAT SHOULD SAY FINN & JAKE SORRY I FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zegalba]

Francis Alys: Sometimes Making Something Leads to Nothing (1997)

[writing-prompt-s]

You’ve just realized something strange about the humans. They’re a race that joined the galaxy recently, but you’ve just found evidence of them already been part of it for many millennia before, but it feels like everybody’s forgotten.

[elidyce]

We were delighted when the people calling themselves ‘humans’ joined the spacefaring races. They were clever and agile, hot-tempered and humorous, fierce and yet friendly, a young species with much to offer us. 

Most species are still delighted. But we are the Bybleotekar, the recorders of the spaceways, and we have begun to wonder. Our merry companions are… not different, but too much the same. They understand so readily, accept so quickly - most new species have trouble adjusting to dealing with aliens, to the realities of space travel, to the sheer bigness of the universe. But the humans are so adaptable, so ready for it all, they might be remembering something they’ve forgotten, not learning something new. 

Some of us, the Izaslanik of the Bybleotekar, the gatherers of information for the record keepers, began encouraging humans to join us, that we might study them more closely. They like the work - they are a curious species, delighting in new knowledge, and they make able assistants. My human companion is named Mira, a young female. She is a good companion, who sings sweetly and laughs often. 

When Mira struck the first blow against what I thought I knew of the universe, against illusions soon to shatter that I had thought were truth, we were attending the coronation of a lesser Netar of the Kktil, recording the customs and ceremonies and unofficially enjoying the colourful celebrations. Mira was watching the dancing, her mouth widened in a ‘smile’. “It’s so pretty,” she said, her hairless face sheened with sweat under the hot sun. “I love the turquoise jewellery.” She pointed to the bright blue stones that bedecked the dancers. “I should buy some. Our homeworld doesn’t have any turquoise, you know. Only a few pieces we brought with us when we came.” 

It takes me a little while to understand what she said. It is only later, during the feasting, that I turn to her again. “You said your homeworld doesn’t have turquoise. Only… what you brought with you. Do you mean turquoise you have bought offworld, since you joined the spaceways?” 

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[thefugitivesaint]

This tweet is a winner, hands down. I was thoroughly amused. 

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

I love to read the notes on this post, you guys are amazing!

This is satire worth of the onion

[toadsandtiels]

Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this.

[redslug]

The monk is here to teach kids some religion.

Fun fact: beetles and cicadas believe in the same gods. I should probably elaborate more, but there's simply not enough time.

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gokushufudou, chapter 85

[mxnrique]

i am begging y’all to just stay home and leave us the FUCK alone

[mxnrique]

[mxnrique]

[mxnrique]

[thehotgirlproject]

Bitch I am neck deep in that warm bread before the basket touches the table.

[professorsparklepants]

"pre-game the meal" YOU MEAN EAT A FUCKING APPETIZER?????? LIKE BREAD?????????

[haaarpb]

dredging all my self indulgent fanart first: lisa simpson & allison taylor (1)

[brucebocchi]

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it