What am I doing here

I'm just going to reblog stuff don't mind me Matching pfp with @clar-marxzz

[zombiecleoprime]

cleo please share your dark internal backstory!! -goodtimeswithscar

I knew I shouldn’t have mentioned that.  Well Cleophas was my WoW name originally where I played undead.  The whole storyline there is when people got scourgified they were under the control of the Lich King and then broke free to become Forsaken.  I played on an RP server, I’m sure you can see where this goes...

Anyway, Cleophas ended up dying and eating her entire family before breaking free, but she was aware of what she was doing the whole time.  That backstory has pretty much stayed with me whenever I play an undead.  So yeah, it’s a little bit different to the ‘she was a former princess’ storyline that was in response to ;)

I mean, she could do both I suppose.

[dailycatsblog]

[randomreasonstolive]

Reason to Live #14089

For libraries and the books I haven't read yet

  – Guest Submission

(Please don't add negative comments to these posts.) 

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[redstonedust]

its silly but it amuses me when a media has a masked character and its built up as a big mystery what they look like under the mask and then 3 seasons in they take off the mask and they look like: a normal brown haired guy. like well i don’t know what i expected i guess but thanks for the build up i guess.

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[tothechaos]

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[dragonessmiralis]

The Addams

[byjove]

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

[dragonessmiralis]

I may in fact be stupid

[ikinary]

Happy pridemonth to the ladies, the fellas, and the people who don't give a fuck!

[sm64mario]

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

[ravioliet]

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

[fakesorbet]

being a slow fandom artist feels like this

Please wait for me . Art for the topic we all moved on from is not too far

[your-local-uwu-artist]

Fuckkk I can’t live blog or my piracy site will make me reload or watch an add to continue when I switch

[your-local-uwu-artist]

I mean my super legal streaming service

[your-local-uwu-artist]

It’s so legal they gave me a trophy for following the law

[mizuthe-cat]

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

[crabussy]

when a man and a woman in a piece of fiction get to keep having a delightful friendship dynamic instead of losing all their interesting traits to become the 580000th het couple ever