San Lang: Do you have a Valentine?
Xie Lian: No, I have anxiety
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San Lang: Do you have a Valentine?
Xie Lian: No, I have anxiety
POLAROID:
⬆️ Taken by (a very hungry) Wei Wuxian.
⬇️ Jiejie waiting for her favorite brother (Wei Wuxian) to arrive.
⏺Jiang Cheng note: You’re not her favorite brother!!
Jiang Cheng: *spending 2 hours styling his hair with the use of over five products and still thinking he looks awful*
Wei Wuxian: *running his hand through his hair a single time and thinking he looks like a model*
JKR: *Mentions Marlene, Dorcas & Mary once*
JKR: *Explains 3% of Remus, Sirius, James, Lily and Regulus*
JKR: *Makes Peter a traitor*
JKR: *Makes The Marauders bullies*
JKR: *Kills them all*
The fandom: *Comes up with Headcanons for these characters' sexualities, childhood, parents, favorite beverage, favorite food, the way they act when they are drunk, who they date, identities, the way they dress, favorite songs, how they act when they are sad, how they act when they are happy, how they act when they are angry, how they sleep, how they take they coffee or tea, mental illnesses, mental conditions, them as songs, Halloween costumes, Christmas Presents, sweets they like, jewelry they wear, friendships between each other, relationships between each other, when they lost their virginity, how they like sex, NSFW Headcanons, blood type, zodiac sign, religion, how they dance, what shows they watch, favorite movies, favorite superhero, favorite villain, them as dishes, them as drinks, what they wear for a club, what they wear for the beach, what they wear for the mountain, how they manage their social media, what kind of smartphones they have, if they are dog or cat people, if they are vegan or not, ideal jobs, jobs they actually have, future plans, if they want kids or not, dreams and hopes, worst fears, nightmares they have, them as colors, them as partners, them as our partners, how they decorate their rooms, how they act on the dentist's appointment, how they act on a doctor's appointment, childhood traumas, them as Greek Gods, them as celebrities, them as books, books they read, favorite author, favorite singer, music abilities, sport abilities, weird abilities...etc(insert more)*
Literally everyone else: You need help...
The fandom: *sighing* We know
Xie Lian: What's your sexuality?
Ling Wen: Rich people
Xie Lian: Same lol
Jun Wu: I need your help
Xie Lian: Hang on I have to ask my
parents
Jun Wu: what-
Xie Lian *pulls out a Ouija board*: Hey mom and dad, can I go with the Emperor in a mission?
The King and Queen of Xian Le from the afterline: A-B-S-O-L-Y-T-E-L-Y-N-O-T
Xie Lian: They said no
Jun Wu:
Xie Lian [before becoming a god]:Gods give me patience.
Qi Rong: Do you mean gods give me strength?
Xie Lian: If gods gave me strength, you'd be dead!
Wei Wuxian: So, Who's the clingiest?
Jiang Cheng: *literally inside Lan XiChen’s robes*
Jiang Cheng: Lan XiChen, Obviously.
Wei Wuxian: Lan WangJi has been staring at me for a while, do you think he likes me?
Jiang Cheng:
Jiang Cheng: This is literally your wedding
Xie Lian: San Lang and I are no longer friends.
Hua Cheng: Gege, that is the worst way to tell people we're dating.
Wei Wuxian, reprimanding the Juniors: We're not mad, just disappointed.
Lan WangJi: No, we're mad.
Wei Wuxian: Yes, we are mad. We're livid. But we're going to let this one slide.
Lan WangJi: No, we're not.
Wei Wuxian: I'm not a mind reader, Lan Zhan!
Xie Lian: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Feng Xin: I've been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.
Hua Cheng: I got distracted by your hotness about halfway through.
Mu Qing: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Jiang Cheng, sweating: There's something I need to ask you-
Lan XiChen: Finally! You're proposing!
Jiang Cheng: How'd you know?
Lan XiChen: Wanyin, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Lan XiChen: I even picked it up once.
Lan XiChen: What are you having?
Lan WangJi: A sexuality crisis.
Lan XiChen:
Lan XiChen: I meant for dinner.
Lan WangJi: Oh.Soup.
Jiang Cheng: Well, do you want me to answer as a friend, or a therapist?
Wei Wuxian: As a friend.
Jiang Cheng: See a therapist.
Lan XiChen: WangJi isn’t answering his phone
Wei Wuxian: I’ll call
Lan QiRen: XiChen and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi–
Lan WangJi: Wei Ying?
Jin Ling: Hey, what does BDSM mean?
Wei Wuxian: Well-
Jiang Cheng: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING
Wei Wuxian:
Jin Ling, talking to a nonexistent camera: I know what it means, I just wanted to see what they'd say.