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Cosimo Galluzzi
izzy's playlists!
@theartofmadeline
Product Placement
Three Goblin Art
hello vonnie
macklin celebrini has autism
NASA
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
art blog(derogatory)
#extradirty
pixel skylines
if i look back, i am lost
blake kathryn
dirt enthusiast
$LAYYYTER
Janaina Medeiros
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@kiwi-duckquack
There’s at least a little good news
For those of you confused about why it’s “nearly all children” that’s because children born to foreign diplomats and children born on foreign owned boats in US waters aren’t citizens because the constitution says citizenship applies to people born in the US and subject to the jurisdiction thereof. Diplomats and people on foreign owned boats aren’t subject to the jurisdiction of the US government.
adulthood notes:
The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.
The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.
The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.
The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.
The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.
The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.
The Rodeo Rule:
you only have to do it
for the first time once.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
On the thought of Frisk being Gen Alpha...
This was an admittedly very lazy comic I started last night and rushed through today. I know the lighting/consistency might not be the best but I just could not get this idea out of my head 😭
Copper started this journey not knowing what 67 means and he's going to end it wishing those numbers never existed
what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.
So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.
I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.
Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.
(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)
(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)
(for science.)
You have a fitting blog title
this post is getting 50k easy
This WOULD be how humanity would go out though tbh
General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
thats not true i dont think people would do that
The Value of Your Life
fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.
reblogs were off
I LOVE THIS TREND RAAAAAH
Look at him! He's so cutie patootie! He's so silly billy! He's so billy silly!
I originally tried to animate this and gave up so YAY
When Frisk first died, they thought that was it.
They didn't think the SAVE points did anything.
And why would they?
But it didn't take long for them to realise just how familiar this world was.
Infinite lives. Infinite attempts. Infinite possibilities.
Just like a video game.
And after that, Frisk wanted to see it all.
Taking Stock...
The Raiders keep watch and prepare for a Piglin attack on their near-ready Portal.
Minecraft: My World AU - Act II - Nether Arc Part 14
Favorite Films Tag Game
Rules: Without naming them, post 10 of your favorite films and then tag 10 people to do the same. Thanks for the taggin' @thorst, I also have no set order for the below movies hehe
Tagging with love: @photo1030, @outlawforlife, @roamingtigress, @bonnieknowsbest, @missus-arthur-morgan, @mortionsickness, @guttersonn, @forlornmutt, @slayordiemotherfuckers
Heyyy thanks for tagging me, also in no specific order my top 10 fave movies
You're up next: @zomdoc @nimblefool @oh-brotherr @s-ccharine @miketon @does-this-look-inanimate-to-you @sixtydegreesinthrees @thrashmachines
YO BITCHES
NEXT: @themadknightuniverse @kiwi-duckquack @malevolentweed @silvervoid569 annnnd i can't think of anyone else
HOORAY I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE TEN MOVIES
(also monsters inc, big hero 6, honestly after spiderverse these are all movies I kust really like)
Fair warning: gifs don't agree with tumblr mobile!
NEXT (with no obligation!): @sunnypeachh @loudmicrowave @tranquilmoss I can't think of anyone else off the top of my head so if anybody sees this - YOU'RE NEXT
i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom
as well as the three laws of fandom:
Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship
📣 Purity culture kills fandom! 📣
NO ONE LIVING hasn't been squicked out by something. There's over 7 billion of us, my delights and disgusts aren't universal. So I move on. Don't like the ship? Move on. Don't like____? Move on.
I am not an exception. Neither are you. I don't like it I move on and shut my gob about it because everyone everywhere is squicked out by something and they need to put the thing down and just…motor.
This but also:
Frames this entire post and hangs it over the fireplace.
and the post begins
because otherwise it gets kind of visually confusing to parse, which is annoying to some folks, including me
GRANTED not everybody uses the same theme or even the same update. you might have noticed my version of tumblr is earlier than yours (I don't like the new button setup)
but still, it's just about being polite
so now you know
Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house
cute puppy what breed is he
sideways
I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.
Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.
Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.
It can not always be about your preferred topic.
You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.
