Andulka
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@kkparrisa
The alien invasion is going unbelievably poorly for the technologically advanced aggressors, to the surprise of many. You, a retired military tactician, are trying to explain how this is actually pretty logical all things considered.
Perception of gravity in different celestial bodies | source
Sun what the fuck
Pluto just gives it a lil boop
That’s ok. Good Art is supposed to invoke emotions. Laughing is a natural reaction
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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
Reblogging for the last addition
Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.
It’s even worse than i remember it
I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.
there should be weebs but for Ireland
Literally every person on st Patrick's day
Marbles
it's... it's just this... but hot
They were literally born for this
Marriage is about having good sex and committing unspeakable acts of violence for one another
"it's about love" yes and love is tearing a man's heart out of his chest and presenting it to your beloved wife because he dared to disrespect her. And then getting absolutely railed.
this au got me laying awake at 3am thinking abt steven surviving a job interview
bonus:
@sabertoothwalrus PLEASE don’t hide this in the tags
“You can’t win - I have the high ground.”
#this is up dog (via teapotsahoy)
cool, thanks!
Sir Edward Burne-Jones, School For Dragon Babies, 1884, pencil on paper
i can’t believe you posted this without posting the sequel!
It gets better and better
Oh my god. This is the same Sir Edward Burne-Jones, the famous Pre-Raphaelite painter who in the extra-dramatic BBC series about them, was played by Peter Sandys-Clarke, whose oeuvre is more usually represented by this kind of stuff:
It’s that Sir Edward Burne-Jones. Who drew all the dragonbabies at school. I’m.
People are people. Artists are artists. And sometimes you just want to draw a lot of dragon babies.
Did I ever tell you guys that I made another one?
Shoutout at the knockoff movies that I grew up with. Like. In my teenage years I couldn’t figure out WHY everyone would be like “AnAsTaSiA iS bEtTeR tHaN aNy DiSneY pRinCeSs.” And I was like ? that movie was SO bad. The animation is nowhere near as good as Disney, not even close. The story was STUPID and the characters were unlikable. People would FIGHT ME on this and tell me what a good movie Anastasia was and I would be like “I watched it a bunch of times as a kid because I had the VHS, I never liked it.”
Then one day I was arguing with a friend about it and he was like “I just don’t get how you don’t like it! The story’s so good, and you love princess movies.”
And I was like “For the last time the story is NOT good. That train scene was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.”
And he was like “train scene? When they’re fleeing the capital?”
So I’m like “I don’t remember why they’re on a train but I remember she ate too much or something and the guy she was with made fun of her for it.”
NATURALLY this raised some questions, such as, “what on earth are you talking about NostalgicFun” and “she didn’t eat on the train what’s wrong with you”
So I double down like “NO she definitely ate on the train. I think the instruments made some kind of remark about it too and I always felt bad for her because she was hungry.”
“……………..The instruments,,,,?”
“Yeah? Her parents were turned into instruments, duh.”
And that’s how I discovered I grew up watching some bizarre knockoff Anastasia movie where her family was turned into instruments
also apparently this company did a whole line of Disney/Fox/Dreamworks copycat movies such as “The Secret of Mulan” and “The Secret of Hunchback.” And while they’re admittedly…charming? I’m not sure I’d use the word “good.”
